Proglems 

A contraction of "programming"/"program" and "problems". No program ever created has ever been problem free, and thus has proglems of varying degrees of stupidity from bad coders.

Software Developer: We just inherited this program from an indian company. It's terrible and full of proglems, they recreated the same page 3 different times for 3 different log ons rather than reusing the same page and hiding things based on the users authenticated role.
Coworker: Sucks to be you, they're your proglems now.
Software Developer: :(

Proglems by Simon123123123 August 6, 2012

I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!! 

I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!! — a popular meme that originated in the unbelievable genre: African Martial Arts Films.

This particular line appears in the 2017 adaptation of the Mortal Kombat game, from Ghana's Kumawood scene. The line is spoken by Marsuel Hoppe, who plays Shao Kahn, the armored tyrant from the video game. Kumawood productions are typically low-budget and quickly produced.

This line is an absolute declaration of martial arts militancy and the desire to fight even is your opponent is suing for peace.

You want peace? You want peace? I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!!

I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!! by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 3, 2023

Butt problems 

Something bordering between diarrhea and constipation.

I’m having butt problems.

Butt problems by zimmygirl777 September 14, 2023

Hamburger Problems 

To have a problem with someone-- to have "beef" with someone, hence hamburger problems.

This bitch be talkin' she got hamburger problems.

Hamburger Problems by Mayor McPoon August 9, 2009

Pretty White Kids with Problems 

Also known as PWKWP. Originally a MadTV parody of those annoying and redundant WB (CW) teen dramas. It has become a way to describe shows that center around either the Popular kid or the Underdog, has little to no diversity in it's cast, and has predictable dialog.

Aaron: Hey Jacob, did you watch the new {Quarterlife, One Tree Hill, Gossip Girl, Smallville, Friday Night Lights, The Hills, Laguna Beach, etc.}?
Jacob: Naw man, that show's too "Pretty White Kids with Problems" for my taste.

Pretty White Kids with Problems by Danny47 February 27, 2008

practical problems 

Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.

practical problems by Uttercolor February 16, 2021

Good Pussy Problems 

The cause and effect of the girl’s pussy being too good & the guys that get to experience it lose their minds and can’t leave her alone now.

I can't think about anything but my good pussy problems.

Good Pussy Problems by justmetagirlnamed June 11, 2022