procraptinator

Someone who waits to the very last second to go poop, thus creating an immediate sense of urgency before shitting their pants.

I am such a procraptinator that by the time I got to the bathroom I had a turtle head poking out.

by dingleberry fishwitch May 27, 2016

Procrastibator

To get pleasure from procrastinating.

I'm such a chronic procrastibator, I know I have to work at 8am & should go to sleep, but I still haven't seen the last 80 episodes of Breaking Bad, & it feels so good, so I'll probably binge those instead...

by Vanspades February 18, 2021

procrastinatoobing

watching internet videos as an avoidance behavior

My taxes are due tomorrow, but I've been procrastinatoobing all evening.

by thecasualnamer May 9, 2021

procrastinater

A bitch that does not give two flying fucks about a task assigned or given by someone or themselves anytime of day or night PERRRRIOD------> .

Perra <----Spanish be acting like a full on procrastinater even though she keep saying she busy, tf wrong with her?

by Star Lewis August 18, 2021

profrastinator

some one that is a professional procrastinator

When it comes to delaying tasks until the eleventh hour, nobody excels quite like Jimmy. He's a true expert and profrastinator,the top of his field at putting things off."

by Punkrockcliche July 20, 2023

Procrastinatous

Living every day in an excess or continuos state of stress and pressure of time running out , self induced highly intense situational deadlines ,

That girl is procrastinatous and it’s hard to watch TV

by anonymous December 7, 2023

procrasintatory

Some people think this word is used when people mean procrastinatory. But "some people" don't know how sitting in Gelman at 3:00 in the morning fries the brain.

These are little rays of procrasintatory sunshine.

by Antigone de la Gelman December 26, 2008