canadian birthday present

when a male drugs a female, rapes her, sticks his dick in her mouth, cumshots, then cuts his dick off leaving it in the girls mouth

jeff gave susan a canadian birthday present yesterday

by nick greca March 26, 2009

Present

A women that is a hard catch. Christmas only cums once a year, so why not on a good present. But you have to work the wrapping all year until that day of "christmas", when it is soft enough to penetrate the present.

"He's got a chistmas present"

"lucky bastered"

by Mason Beveridge February 23, 2004

pretention

being a donkey, sucking big time

phil is a donkey

by Phil January 24, 2003

dirty present

pulling out and coming all over a girls chest and face.

Susie wasnt on the pill so i had to give her the dirty present.

by Rob August 3, 2005

pretentious

When someone double majors in English and Physics.

Austin is pretentious.

by whitegirl11111 January 4, 2017

christmas presents

people you want to steal from your friends and have them wrapped and boxed prettily (with breathing holes of course) under your christmas tree on christmas morning

I would like to have Daniel and Aj under my tree as christmas presents.

by nigelisgod November 29, 2010

national suiside prevention Day

October 22nd every year is National Suiside Prevention Day! To spead awareness some draw semi colons on there wrists to say “don’t stop the sentence” or in more realistic terms “don’t end your life”

Guys let’s put a semi colon on our wrists to spread support for National Suiside Prevention Day!

by LocketLaRue October 21, 2018