Dreidel presents

Another term for recreational Percocet. Originating when seemingly nice Jewish boys would hide their Percocet in fake dreidels.

Know what I've got in my pocket? Dreidel presents. We can pop em after class.

by LilCart October 16, 2018

fun prevention officer

A person, usually a significant other, who is often seen as the quasher of fun during what should be a fun day or night out.

Often referred to as an FPO.

I would be keen to go to this event and more than happy to leave the “Fun Prevention Officer” at home!

by bananacrisp April 13, 2019

Divorce Present

Like a push present. Except you buy something for yourself to celebrate your new found independence.

Check out my new car! It's my divorce present.

by Kitty kitty lol lol February 22, 2021

Ever Present Frown

Someone who is always frowning, or always a downer.. also in Taylor Swift song Better Then Revenge “I think her ever present frown is a little troubling”

Haile is such a b*tch, like shut up with your ever present frown

by taylorswiftfan004 March 14, 2021

52 percenter

Someone that blindly believes objective nonsense despite the overwhelming body of reputable evidence showing it to be rubbish.

"Did you hear Dave won't get his vaccine because he's worried it will contain a 5g chip?"

"Urgh, that guy is such a 52 percenter"

by Kvarl_the_Lightbringer December 2, 2021

Basketball Present

the term "Basketball-Present" was coined by Benjamin F. McMurry III, as a term used to describe a present that is given to someone else but ultimately meant for your self. - The term originated from a story in which the creator of the term (Benjamin F. McMurry) gave his father, (who was in no way affiliated with sports) a basketball for his Christmas gift. Ben's father of course had no use for the Basketball, so it inevitably returned back to him (Ben).

Person 1: "My art teacher Miss Claire bought a box of sharpies for her husband Carl as a birthday gift,

Person 2: "sounds like she gave him a basketball present"
Person 1: "Exactly!"

by RRM II December 24, 2021

low percent

A speedrun in which the goal is to collect the least amount of "objects" in the game in the fastest time. An object could be an item, an achievement, etc. Low% speedruns are scored by least amount of objects before time.

"I took 5 hours longer, but collected 1 less item, so I have world record for low percent."

by hdgsjkxmzadklkx January 4, 2022