hit and run position

Parking your vehicle in a position that allows you to quickly leave the location if need be.

Me and Pedro rolled up to a ghetto ass bar so we parked in the hit and run position in case we needed to get the fuck out of there quick.

by cwood April 5, 2006

Pokipsy Sidewalk

A young man, with a regular sex drive, takes an erection enhancing drug (like Viagra) and experiments to see how many times he can masturbate before the medication wears off, and he becomes so chafed that he has to walk sideways.

Did you see Paul the other day? He was doing the Pokipsy Sidewalk.

by Blancheodeath June 20, 2011

positive prejudice

Definitions aside, there was a very suspicous boom in ethnics getting jobs when this conception came into play.

One particular black I once asked on the topic claimed "NAH bruv, that shit is just a coincidence", he has a wife, three children and two cats, now working very hard, residing at a Boots store and being a much appreciated statistic

Interviewer: What makes you think you should get the job here at B'n'Q?

Potential Employee: Well the only reason I can think of is that I'm disabled .. and even though I can't carry out jobs as well as your average enabled man, I'm fully aware that B'n'Q really do need to fill out their criteria of having a certain amount of disabled people

Interviewer: You're wrong ... you are getting the job because you are black (Announcement) Would all of the white employees with good qualifications please leave the B'n'Q store and make way for the disabled black man ...

Asain man: What about me? I'm a bit racial

Interviewer: Errr, sorry what's wrong with you? I don't see any missing limbs, you won't be recieving any positive prejudice goodies today mate

by Willis McGee July 27, 2006

posi

short for positivity, a term used often by people who want to keep life positive and/or happy.

-"Dude, I saw you make fun of that girl, so not posi..."
-"You're right man, I'm sorry."

by saladandtaco July 24, 2010

side position

Some lame stuff made up by Grindr for people who wanna cuddle and suck maybe but not have sex

This girl hmu saying she wanted to side position and I was hoping for some head but just got blue balls

by SparkyTrek July 15, 2022

posion

Shit that someone tried to "fix" to fuc you up.

"You posion my Skittles!"

by Pooh-Da-Woo-Da September 12, 2006

Posiedon

1. a word used to force emphasis on a phrase

2. the greek god of the ocean

3. the god t-pain wants to look at him

4. michael phelps

POSIEDON, look at me, yeah

by CBFTREVVYTREV April 19, 2009