Pull the plow up

Phrase calling out inadequacy in a persons performance, most often while running.

Stems from the ancient practice of plowing fields where farmers found greater speeds when pulling the plow shallower in the ground.

Pull the plow up and finish the marathon in less than 3 hours you slow bastard!

by embarrassedforyou October 9, 2020

side plow

Gay male side hoe

Yeah he's just a side plow, dont worry babe

by pqpqpqpqo October 31, 2020

French plow

When a person shoves their nose into someone’s ass crack or crack of ass. The French have a unique appreciation for ass

Her ass was so plump, it was a pleasure to French plow her.

by CavalierConquistador December 12, 2019

Alabama Snow Plow

When 3 or more relatives have group sex, then unload on there cousin.

We ran an Alabama Snow Plow on Jenny last night.

by FiftyFred January 13, 2025

Pittsfield Plow

A sexual act that involves fisting while listening to country music.

She's a big girl, Ronny. I had no choice but to give her the old Pittsfield Plow.

by stroodlemc March 12, 2024

Plow Teeth

The presence of obscenely large teeth usually found in the mouth of foreigners or awkward teenage females.

"Did you see that girl's plow teeth? I could grab her by the ankles and plow the driveway with her."

by Johnnyhotpants November 22, 2011

Knee-Plow-Plungus

It's what YOU are. (a nickname for somebody)

You're such a knee-plow-plungus!

by Anonymous175234 December 29, 2023