A sexual act in which an assortment of lunch meats (Ham, Turkey, etc.) are inserted into the vaginal region and then eaten by one's partner; Thereby making a "platter" in the "pussy".
The horny homeless man sought a Philadelphia Platterpuss, and later had a Ham and Cunt sandwich that satisfied his empty stomach.
by DJ Socrates September 23, 2011
Get the Philadelphia Platterpuss mug.When you're doing a girl, have a friend hide in a closet. Then, when you finish, he jumps out and yells "TEN POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!!!"
Optional: Friend dresses in formal wizard attire.
Optional: Friend dresses in formal wizard attire.
Friend 1 : I heard about your girlfriend. Why'd you break up?
Friend 2 : We tried The Harry Potter, but she was a fucking muggle.
Friend 1 : Bummer.
Friend 2 : We tried The Harry Potter, but she was a fucking muggle.
Friend 1 : Bummer.
by Slord January 10, 2010
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Whenever a shot in any game (be it a video game or a game involving a ball) is made and the person(s) performing the action had no intention of the outcome.
While playing pool, Trevor proceeded to rack in one solid ball. After the windup, Trevor racked in 4 solid balls.
"Dude, that was such a Harry Potter Shot."
"Dude, that was such a Harry Potter Shot."
by A2Z October 20, 2007
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Get the Potterast mug.The act of establishing a group of people and shoving Play-Doh molds into their anus' and pooping out shapes.
"hey is Mike coming to the park today?"
"no, he joined a Minnesota Pottery Club."
"ew dude thats nasty."
"no, he joined a Minnesota Pottery Club."
"ew dude thats nasty."
by draw"R"usskateboarder October 3, 2012
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1. Damn! that chick on that world star hip hop dancing to Big Sean A$$ song is a meat platter.
2. OMG Kyle! You can't have that meat platter all up on your monitor at work!
2. OMG Kyle! You can't have that meat platter all up on your monitor at work!
by tipthecosmic October 7, 2012
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