Being The Pilot

Another form/verbiage of DD or Designated Driver. Often heard around airline crews.

I'm so drunk. Thankfully Jack is being the pilot tonight gentlemen.

by TheDirtyGoatee February 14, 2013

The co-pilot

Whilst driving, the driver leans over and gives the passenger "road head" and then the passenger then steers the vehicle.

The other day my girl and I were driving across town and I asked her if I could get the co-pilot and I almost crashed when I came in her eye

by PIRATE July 19, 2016

Frisco Fighter Pilot

One male lover is lying on his back while the other Male lover sits down on his erect penis facing away from the ship. The guy on the bottom is providing turbulance but cradles him with his legs providing him with a cockpit. While holding on for fear life the guy on top grabs his own erect penis with two hands and proceeds to "fly the jet" .

The Jet lays down and yells "Ben jump on the cockpit. I will provide the turbulance and you navigate ". The Frisco Fighter Pilot climbs into the cockpit and proceeds to astro glide.

by TrevBaker September 21, 2018

pilfer my iMac

What you should do after being so stupid you buy the crappy iMac from a computer store.

I pilfered my iMac with a 30-pound sledgehammer and I was feeling happy again.

by Assholes Inc. September 10, 2003

auto pilot

when someone is preoccupied with the things that they are doing that they will obey any given order

During hari raya my aunt shake hands with her son when she is about to leave not realising she dont have to. She's on auto pilot.

by hsgayt September 5, 2011

stone temple pilots

formerly shirley temple's pussy.

eric: we had to come up with something that stood for STP, so we did stone temple pilots, which has no meaning. barely even sounds cool.

by rilesworth July 24, 2006

Ploffs

(n)- a term used by low tier, and female hockey players as an abbreviation for playoffs

Sadie- "Can you come over tonight? "
Samantha- "I can't, first game of ploffs tonight"

by Winklevoss twins March 11, 2019