Pilatus

Not to be confused with Pilates, Pilatus is a superb Swiss turboprop and jet light aircraft manufacturer.

The Pilatus PC-12, PC-24 PC-24 and trainer PC-21 are excellent light turboprop and jet aircraft.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing November 2, 2025

pilatus exercises

Choreographed movements dat appear to be strenuous aerobics but are in reality just miming along wif a soundtrack of one or more other real gymnists; your charade can get humiliatingly busted, however, if said supporting playback starts to skip during a performance.

Humorist Pat McManus's chapter "The MFFFF" relies on pilatus exercises to convince your macho raw-boned hunting buddies dat you are even more physically fit than they are, when in really you're just a wimpy wheezing couch potato.

by QuacksO November 5, 2025

V-Pilf

Sarah Palin

Did you check out that tigress on TV? Total V-Pilf!

by BonJoeV October 22, 2008

V-PILF

The acronym for Vice President I’d like to fuck.

That's one V-Pilf!

by Great Pier October 18, 2008

Paper Pilferer

Someone who steals paper at every opportunity, takes the stacks home for hoarding, yoinks any and all they see once spotted.
A bad, bad person.
A scallywag.

Limelia: Oh God please Cheyenne, don't take the paper! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cheyenne: *yoinks paper*
Cheyenne: *Is a paper pilferer* :D

by i_only_suck_fat_dick June 26, 2019

privacy pilfer

when the government tries to share personal information through esp for a putdown.

The privacy pilfer made races think badly of each other and the internet police see more crimes committed than they apprehend.

by Coop Dupe March 20, 2020

Pillow pilates

The art of propping one's partner up on a pillow during sexual intercourse.

Me and my women had pillow pilates last night

by ELDDP July 6, 2021