Cincinnati Panini Press

Taking a shit between a women's breast and then smashing it with her breasts.

My girlfriend couldn't decide where she wanted to eat so I offered her a Cincinnati Panini Press.

by Sunday funday kids February 9, 2020

Laws of PhysSex

Literally what you think it is. The laws of physics when it comes to sex.

Basically, there are 3 laws that have been developed by T.A.P (don't worry about full form)
Law #1: You do you (no, don't ef yourself, just be you)
Law #2: Go with the flow (let things happen as they're happening)
Law #3: In the moment (literally. just be in the moment. don't get so caught up in your head)

Is this necessary. Like. C'mon now. Really?

It's the Laws of PhysSex

by Vi.is.sus.23 January 24, 2022

The sandwich press

During sex when you lay a girl on her back and push her legs back behind her heading and endlessly destroy her. Turn on the electric blanket for a more realistic experience

Yo shaqwela, come over and lemme put you in the sandwich press

by Baking with bitches April 14, 2022

walmart panani press

When you take a dump on the baby changing station and close it in the walmart bathroom

All the stalls were full, so I had to walmart panani press!

by B0r93 May 6, 2023

Bench Press

A power movement which calculates the power of the chest muscles

Ben Hatch Benches more than you because his chest is stronger

by Maximus February 19, 2003

Pessi

The finished player that plays in an aldi door dash uber eats league PSG and fraudulently robs individual awards and ballon dors. He cannot score a single non tap in without Xavi and iniesta on his team. He never shows up in big matches and commonly ghosts while goatnaldo is scoring hattricks. Pessi can only win major trophys with VARgenFIFA. He fruaduantly won the world cup with penalties and was carried by the other goat dybala.

Did you see that world cup match yesterday?
Yes, Pessi missed a pen.

by leyemster March 1, 2023

pessage

The act of giving a pleasurable massage with an erect penis.

"Honey I have had a bad day, can a get a pessage while cathing up on my soaps."

by Penny Willow July 23, 2007