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Alleged Homosexual Life Partner

May be shortened to AHLP. An AHLP is an individual under the accusation, assumption or suspicion of being another individual's same-gendered monogamous life mate.

May be pronounced A-H-L-P or ahlp.
Man 1:"Who's that guy hanging all over Chad?"
Man 2: "You mean the one in the tight pants and the argyle sweater?"
Man 2: "Oh, that's Trent, Chad's Alleged Homosexual Life Partner"
Man 1: "Oh! I didn't know they were dating! How tricky! I'd like to make him my AHLP..."
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Panther

A car platform introduced by the Ford Motor Company in the late 1970s. Notable features include a sturdy body-on-frame design, large trunk, roomy interior, and a long hood with enough room underneath for a powerful V8 or V10 engine. In 2004, the Ford Crown Victoria, Mercury Grand Marquis/Marauder, and Lincoln Towncar were all built on the Panther platform.
After GM killed off the Caprice in 1996, the Panthers became the last traditional American sedans.
by K. W. Mahon January 22, 2004
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Parcher

Jessica and Britney Parcher.Aka the fuckin Shit.
Wow,did you see jessica and britney Parcher,There the fuckin Shit.
by Jessica parcher April 20, 2008
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panther-piss

the actual urine rendered forth from the actual tip of the actual panther's actual penis.
hey, look at that puddle of pure 100% panther piss!
by superseek December 3, 2003
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domestic partnership

Too big of a pussy to stand up and tell her/ him to Fuck off!, Pussy, no spine...penisless
I'm Rudy, I'm afraid of marriage will a domestic partnership work for you sweetheart?
by 06rubican January 29, 2018
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Panther

Chocolate version of a Cougar or Urban Cougar. Sometimes called "Black Cougar". This variety can usually dance and move much better than it's lighter Cousins. Typically has a finer appreciation for Hooter's buffalo wings and Crystal Champagne. Often seeks young fresh light man meat. Watch out for this predator as she relies on stealth. They hair is did diffrnt and are typically scerrrrd of large dogs.
"Damn Jerome. That Urban Panther pounced on Troy. Homie didn't eeeven stand a chance! Once a panther gets the scent of young manass... its all she wrote!"
by sasquatch15inch May 17, 2007
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bromestic partnership

A bromestic partnership is when two males who were previously in a bromance upgrade to a higher standard of friendship and become bestfriends, brothers, roommates, etc.
Girl: aww you two have a bromance. so cute!

Guy: Its not a bromance. Jake and I are in a bromestic partnership.

Girl: Oh I didn't know you two were that great of friends.
by dtf ROBOcop May 10, 2011
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