palmerize

tearin dat ass up

boy:Imma palmerize dat ass.
girl:oh lawd!!

by muffin!!punk!! July 7, 2010

Palmer

Used to define a greedy man whom smoke's all your weed and eats all your food. also referred to as cunt

Person 1 : Yo Were's all the weed??

Person 2 : God Damm Palmer Smoked It All

Person 3 : Its Ok i slept with his girlfriend.

by Twilightfanpage May 31, 2010

Parkerphrasing

The technique of taking a definition and taking the least amount of words possible to make a short but still understandable definition.

Ex- He went over to the red smoking barn to go grab a soda.

Parkerphrasing - He went barn grab soda.

by Derpy Derp Derpy Derp May 15, 2014

Parker

A man who is often times tall, strong, muscular, and attracts all the women. They often will have hoards of women swarming them at any given moment. Parker's are always the alpha. They tell the teacher what to teach and when to speak. They don't need to raise their hand in class.

Woman: "Did you see that Parker??"
Other woman: "You mean that strong, muscular, tall and handsome man that just saved that kitten??"
Woman: "Yeah.... hes so dreamy..."
*Everyone claps*

by MyNameIsntParker July 14, 2021

Lp Parker

A Young Emcee from Regina Saskatchewan. Younger Brother of Derek Parker, both members of the Superfriends. Known for his street cred around the Queen City's Northside

fuck that I aint fighting Lp Parker. funny songs, but mean guy

by Jenn French April 11, 2005

Betty Palmer and her 5 sisters

Betty Palmer- is the palm of your hand...
and 5 sisters means your 5 fingers...

I going out with Betty Palmer and her 5 sisters...
Dude...your lucky...
all I have is my right hand...

by blthrskt April 3, 2009

John Parker Wilson

Former QB for the University of Alabama during the 2005-2008 seasons; A term often used to describe a...less than remarkable...quarterback. He, somehow, holds every significant passing record in Alabama school history--3 years as a starting player will do that to you (i guess). He signed with the Falcons as a free agent after going undrafted in the 2009 NFL Draft on April 28th.

*Disclaimer* To his credit, he showed a lot of improvement his senior year. However, he was certainly never above average. Not to mention hes a total douche.

"John Parker Wilson's pass to ___________, incomplete." -Announcer

by Two Drink Minimum July 9, 2009