prosthetute

An amputee hooker.

- Hey, that woman you just paid money to have sex with you...did she have a wooden leg?

- Yeah she was a total prosthetute

by Richard N. Cider September 10, 2014

poshtitute

A sex worker with ideas above her station primarily employed by guys with insufficient personality out social skills to get a girl own their own merits. Someone who describes themselves as an escort or a call girl, rather than the hooker that she is.

Couldn't get a date then? Had to resort to bringing a poshtitute to the party.

by JayArseyHudd June 23, 2015

indoor prostitution

prostitution is leagal in the states of florida, georgia, and alabama; as long as it is indoor.

leagal prostitution, indoor prostitution

by leegal prostituetion October 27, 2010

Poorstitute

A prostitute who doesn't make enough money to live on.

"Look at that poorstitute; she has the face of what I scraped off my shoe..."

by BeckitBekBek January 7, 2009

Prostiputa

Hispanic women that think they look hot - especially in the club - when really they are acting like a bitch and looking like a prostitute.

David: "Wow! Look at that Hispanic girl over there with excessive makeup and drawn-on, angry, bitch eyebrows! Is that a prostitute?!?!"

Matthew: "No. That's my friend's little cousin. She's a total prostiputa."

by YouReadyGrandma? September 16, 2014

Prostiputa

Hispanic women that think they look hot - especially in the club - when really they are acting like a bitch and looking like a prostitute.

David: "Wow! Look at that Hispanic girl over there with excessive makeup and drawn-on, angry, bitch eyebrows! Is that a prostitute?!?!"

Matthew: "No. That's my friend's little cousin. She's a total prostiputa."

by YouReadyGrandma? September 16, 2014

proofstitute

Someone who always needs proof.

Billy is a proofstitute and a dispatcher.
Dispatcher: 911 what's your emergency?
Citizen: There's a serial killer in my room! Send help!
Dispatcher: Do you have proof?
Dispatcher: Hello?

by Moment2Blossom June 5, 2017