Parsnips

A silly C*nt who often thinks hes a "super-tech"
A man with the inability to grow a beard on his cheeks.
A friendly man, but scares off women with his voice.

"Oh that guy with the voice is such a parsnips"

by Bi-Davies January 19, 2009

Parson's Pond

The Dullest place in the world, home to more alcoholics, druggies, and gamers per capita than anywhere on Earth.

Pondy #1: Man, Parson's Pond is SOOOOOO boring
Pondy #2:wanna go get drunk
Pondy #3: I got some pot.
Pondy #1: will hit that up, then go play COD

by UkuleleMan April 28, 2011

Parseltongued

The process of masturbating into a dead snake carcass, only to realize that the snake is still alive.

Mate, I was in the bush last week and felt a bit horny so grabbed a dead brown snake to do the business and it came alive! I got totally parseltongued!

by The Clock Radio August 27, 2011

parsah

Weirdest kid in the whole fuckin school

Omg run I see a Parsah coming!

by Kass da loaf April 15, 2016

Pears

A code word for when someone cries but rather than tears, piss comes out. It is a combo of the words peeing + tears

Guy 1: Dude are you crying?? Ugh, what's that smell!?
Guy 2: Sorry it's my pears...
Guy 1: Why tf are you crying piss!!?!!?

by Ballininurmomscourt April 15, 2021

creamy parsnip

You have to continually masturbate into a styrofoam and fill it. Once full you, whisk up until foamy and and pour over another man's shaft.

That Liel, he's crazy man, he just creamy parsnipped Hollins.

by Simonip September 25, 2017

Sam Parsons

Kid who likes Naruto and is addicted 24/7

Sam Parsons: hey want to see Naruto thing
Me: what is that

by FAN OF TYLER 69 November 25, 2019