pipe layer

The guy in your office that craps himself to death three or four times per day.

I herr dey be settin' up a computer in the bathroom for that pipe layer two cubicles over, cuz he's always in there doin some kind of work.

by tim-tim April 23, 2004

Pipe Tobacco a la Mode

A bowlful of tobacco (in a real tobacco pipe) with a special ingredient mixed in.

"Dude come over for some pipe tobacco a la mode."

"How could I resist such an offer?"

by Lechango August 26, 2011

pipe off

To have a competition where you compare the size of your penis to others.

"Time to have a pipe off to see who has the biggest one!"

by Sssith October 11, 2017

Pipe Diaper

A make-shift wrapper (e.g., napkin, paper towel, toilet paper) used to keep a pipe from dribbling on your head.

Marc: "Oooooooh that pipe just dripped down my back"

Matt: "For realz... let's call an expert to plumb that pipe"

Marissa: "Forget that, I'll put a pipe diaper on it."

by MHDC July 1, 2009

Pipe Pals

When a girl has had sex with a guy her friend has, they are pipe pals.

Brittney: Trisha I had sex with Ted just like you!
Trisha: We're pipe pals!

by n1kpol1 February 26, 2017

pipe line

the male reproductive organ, penis

My chain hang so long my cross bang wit my pipeline

by missy January 18, 2004

Pipe Cleaning

It’s where a man cleans all the poo out of a woman’s bumhole by shoving his wet penis inside sticking all the poo to it

Woman- let me suck your penis to get it wet ready for my pipe cleaning session
Man- alright, lets get started

by RS 2OO3 August 15, 2019