what he said is horse-puckey
by nate vargas July 16, 2006
Get the horse-puckeymug. When Q Lazzarus's 'Goodbye Horses' is playing within earshot, a drunk male will drop his pants and underwear, tuck his genitals between his legs, raise and lower his shirt, and dance around the room while whispering 'Would You Fuck Me'; recreating the famous 'Buffalo Bill' tucking scene from the Silence of the Lambs.
by IT-Dan August 28, 2013
Get the Goodbye Horsesmug. by carl June 10, 2002
Get the horse cockmug. (hä-bē-ˌhȯrs)
n.
I.
1. A toy horse, usually comprised of a figure of a horse's head attached to a stick.
2. A toy horse that, via various mechanics, stimulate the riding of a horse through rocking.
(Etymology I- Derived possibly from the "'Obby 'Oss", an English folk tradition wherein Morris Dancers dress as horses, which, in itself, is probably derived from the IRISH HOBBY, a breed of horse, now extinct, that the "'Obby 'Oss" was probably made to resemble)
II.
1. A favourite topic.
(Possibly from Lawrence Sterne's "Tristram Shandy", who uses it, quite frequently, in the third sense)
III.
1. A female of loose virtue and even looser undergarments, a woman who is 'easy to get', a lady who uses sex as a means of earning legal tender. See Prostitute, loose woman, and strumpet.
(Derived from def. I, 'a toy horse', she can be 'ridden' by all)
n.
I.
1. A toy horse, usually comprised of a figure of a horse's head attached to a stick.
2. A toy horse that, via various mechanics, stimulate the riding of a horse through rocking.
(Etymology I- Derived possibly from the "'Obby 'Oss", an English folk tradition wherein Morris Dancers dress as horses, which, in itself, is probably derived from the IRISH HOBBY, a breed of horse, now extinct, that the "'Obby 'Oss" was probably made to resemble)
II.
1. A favourite topic.
(Possibly from Lawrence Sterne's "Tristram Shandy", who uses it, quite frequently, in the third sense)
III.
1. A female of loose virtue and even looser undergarments, a woman who is 'easy to get', a lady who uses sex as a means of earning legal tender. See Prostitute, loose woman, and strumpet.
(Derived from def. I, 'a toy horse', she can be 'ridden' by all)
I.
"And Yung Matthais riden oot to Banbery Cross atop his Hobbi-Horse sted..."
John of Ingelwit, 1503
II.
"Almost every person hath some Hobby Horse or other wherein he prides himself"
Sir Matthew Hale-1676
III.
"Nay, if you come to that, Sir, have not the wisest of men in all ages, not excepting Solomon himself- have they not their Hobby Horses..."
Laurence Sterne-1760
"And Yung Matthais riden oot to Banbery Cross atop his Hobbi-Horse sted..."
John of Ingelwit, 1503
II.
"Almost every person hath some Hobby Horse or other wherein he prides himself"
Sir Matthew Hale-1676
III.
"Nay, if you come to that, Sir, have not the wisest of men in all ages, not excepting Solomon himself- have they not their Hobby Horses..."
Laurence Sterne-1760
by Mr Horance Toffinton, Esq. September 5, 2010
Get the Hobby Horsemug. by cornholio October 9, 2003
Get the horse's assmug. by shmelody December 27, 2007
Get the horse eyemug. A leg cramp that usually occurs when you're sleeping, which causes so much pain you wake up and scream cusswords loudly.
by SiERRRRRA June 19, 2007
Get the Charlie Horsemug.