Neil & The Battocks

Neil the Seal’s band

I loved watching Neil & The Battocks

by WigglyLamppost February 22, 2024

A Neil

Someone who fails to read specific instructions even though they were mentioned a few messages ago

“Which room did we book again?”

“It’s in the message literally above yours, don’t pull a Neil, read the message”

by stevenrama February 20, 2020

neil cicierega

neil cicierega (also known as lemon demon) has made multiple bangers over the past 21 years, including hits such as "two trucks" and "birdfucker" (birdfucker was created under the name grapes and sunshine, and it took him two years to admit to making it. shameful.) he has a wife, ming doyle, and a child who i forgot the name of.
in my opinion, his best lyrics are "sharks exist in real life (woah!)" "skeet skeet to the tweet tweet" and "i laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat but the president never did let me back after that shit, i said, fuck you who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anywho?" (songs in order are Jaws (nature tapes), Birdfucker (no album, can be found on Youtube) and My Trains (nature tapes)

person #1: "do you know who neil cicierega is?"
person #2: "yes, he invented sharks"

by the real patrick bateman January 02, 2024

neil and jake

A duo that never quits and is never angry at each other. Great at everything they do like basketball, hockey, and lacrosse.

Neil and Jake are good friends

by Blobythechicken88 January 08, 2018

Nit bag neil

The most Brocken kid you’ll meet he’s so clapped and thinks he’s clever he hasn’t had a shower in weeks and never takes his gay jacket iff

Oh shit there’s nit bag Neil getting plowed by spendogs

by Kenzie the opp October 12, 2018

neil adams

This boy has a huge dick and he is ripped, all the girls want him and he is married to a woman with perfect boobs and a hott butt.

Neil Adams a man who has all
The girls after him and is married to a perfect woman

by Sherwood11 November 04, 2015

Neil Armstrong

He did indeed have a dick but identified as a female leading many researchers to think he was a woman

Neil Armstrong big hairy black dude that dressed as a woman

by Fox News 101 March 07, 2022