"Neiled" is slang for being scammed. It refers to an online record vendor that tricks customers into paying for out-of-stock merch and then never issues a refund.
"You get that new record you ordered from horizonsmusic.co.uk?"
"Nah, mate, I got neiled. Asked for a refund and then they ghosted me. Now I'm out 140 bucks."
"Harry! How are you? Did you ever get a refund for that order you cancelled on horizonsmusic.co.uk?"
"Hell no, bruv. Bastards neiled me."
"Nah, mate, I got neiled. Asked for a refund and then they ghosted me. Now I'm out 140 bucks."
"Harry! How are you? Did you ever get a refund for that order you cancelled on horizonsmusic.co.uk?"
"Hell no, bruv. Bastards neiled me."
by VicGot March 22, 2022
Get the Neiledmug. An Infectious agent that may cause an acute diarrheal illness caused by infection of the intestine with Neil cholerae bacteria.
The first ever recorded victim of this type of Infectious agent is Neil Ballaba, in which he ingested fecal matter which then caused a fecal-oral transmission which led to the spread of Neil Cholerae.
The first ever recorded victim of this type of Infectious agent is Neil Ballaba, in which he ingested fecal matter which then caused a fecal-oral transmission which led to the spread of Neil Cholerae.
"Neil cholerae causes seasonal outbreaks of cholera of epidemic proportions in developing countries with high mortality rates."
by Alveltola July 25, 2023
Get the Neil Choleraemug. 
neil cicierega (also known as lemon demon) has made multiple bangers over the past 21 years, including hits such as "two trucks" and "birdfucker" (birdfucker was created under the name grapes and sunshine, and it took him two years to admit to making it. shameful.) he has a wife, ming doyle, and a child who i forgot the name of.
in my opinion, his best lyrics are "sharks exist in real life (woah!)" "skeet skeet to the tweet tweet" and "i laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat but the president never did let me back after that shit, i said, fuck you who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anywho?" (songs in order are Jaws (nature tapes), Birdfucker (no album, can be found on Youtube) and My Trains (nature tapes)
in my opinion, his best lyrics are "sharks exist in real life (woah!)" "skeet skeet to the tweet tweet" and "i laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat but the president never did let me back after that shit, i said, fuck you who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anywho?" (songs in order are Jaws (nature tapes), Birdfucker (no album, can be found on Youtube) and My Trains (nature tapes)
by the real patrick bateman January 1, 2024
Get the neil cicieregamug. Big nosed indian faggot who is a massive neek even though it ends up leading to nothing. Has an extremely active social life and gets all the men (because he is a good looking indian stud). Hobbies include playing with himself from time to time, although it is known that he loves to do the same with other men as well ;)
by curryvindaloo1243 July 19, 2019
Get the Neil Kumarmug. Having 12 or more contract 'runners' at the same time. Usually this is celebrated by buying a beige jacket
by 12Runners12345 May 12, 2017
Get the neilmug. by Oojiflip June 15, 2022
Get the National Neil Roast Daymug.