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Mummywhipped

A phenomenon that occurs when someone is pussywhipped by their own mother. They usually call said mother "mummy"
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear that Dave can't come out because his mum made them stay in and spend time together?"

Person 2: "Fuck, I didn't realise Dave was so mummywhipped"
by ifuckinh8dave January 16, 2013
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Mummy Poop

When your poop lies sideways in the toilet and upon flushing becomes lodged with toilet paper draped over it.
Why the he'll did you leave mummy poop in the toilet? Gross!
by Honeydog November 4, 2014
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Mummydick

When a woman beats her male colleagues in a meeting or otherwise using the power of logic and natural authority
She used her mummydick to get her point across

She just unleashed her mummydick in that meeting
by Stammerhammer May 2, 2015
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mummy fisting

When a girl is so dry it is like trying to fist a mummified corpse.
Jake: So what happened last night with that bird?
James: nothing good, all I got was an aching arm after mummy fisting for 5 minutes
by mattpacer May 15, 2016
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Mumpkin

A person or individual that deliberately or more commonly due a careless attitude, fails to observe the appropriate dress code for any given occasion. Mumpkins can always be found atttending funerals.

The word is a bastardisation of 'pumpkin' the squash plant n Cinderella that albeit temporary, still delivers an appropriate transformation on the night of the ball.
Jesus look at Teddy! the idiot Mumpkin's only burying his own, sweet, dear mum in a dark blue suit! What a fuckwit!
by zebraboy777 May 18, 2016
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Mumpkin

A person or individual that deliberately or more commonly due a careless attitude, fails to observe the appropriate dress code for any given occasion. Mumpkins can always be found atttending funerals.

The word is a bastardisation of 'pumpkin' the squash plant n Cinderella that albeit temporary, still delivers an appropriate transformation on the night of the ball.
Jesus look at Teddy! the idiot Mumpkin's only burying his own, sweet, dear mum in a dark blue suit! What a fuckwit!
by zebraboy777 May 18, 2016
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Mummy

A younger persons way of saying mum. And if you're over 16 and still calling your mum mummy get your fucken act together and get a job
16 year old: mummy when's dinner?!

Mum: GROW UP AND CALL ME MUM!!! And dinner will be ready in five minutes
by Trolling since 01 January 30, 2017
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