Moon Blow

A blow job in a place with no or limited gravity.

Yesterday i moon blowed an astronaut.

by moonblower April 29, 2011

moon boom

a particularly loud and obnoxious fart

after eating a can of beans and 3 burritos, i let off a moon boom

by G.PoPs January 5, 2010

moon hockey

A sport developed and posted on the internet so that you can win a bet with your girlfriend.

Girlfriend - "There are five types of hockey"
Me - "There are way more than that"
Girlfriend - "Oh yeah, like what?"
Me - "Um . . . Moon Hockey"

by Foopod November 6, 2010

moon tweeting

The act of being humorous, by blathering incoherent trivial thoughts with a smartphone (specifically Twitter), with the intentions of trying to sound intelligent and insightful. Constant meaningless tweeting with no relevance to anything or anyone.

Wow, he has been moon tweeting all day.

Tweet: "So you weren't kidding about there being a sidewalk in between those houses behind the softball field. #TheMoreYouKnow #Tonyhawk"

Everyone's thought after reading: "What? LOL. Standard MoonTweet."

by MoonPie November 1, 2013

moon goo

Another word for semen or ejaculate.

"After finishing the deed last night with Christina, she dismounted off my unit and leaked moon goo all over my freshly washed linens!"

by Bizzy7 December 6, 2015

Moon Hunting

The act of going outside in broad daylight and searching for the moon by staring directly at the sun

Only done before an eclipse, and occasionally by drunken college students

Dude me and Taylor had to go to the hospital after moon hunting for way too long

by bitch lasagna August 22, 2017

moon yeti

Strange, light grey creature that lurks in South East North America. Usually hunting by night for a meaty snack.

He ate that burger like a moon yeti

by Moonyetiawarness November 5, 2017