Mitch

(noun) a male bitch

as in 'my mitch is here.'

by Thorusaurus April 19, 2018

mrs mitch

Mrs mitch is definitely wifey material. A fragrant beauty who is not only sexy and sweet but also very sophisticated, sleek and to die for. Hence why Mr Mitch can't seem to get enough.

"Oh my is that mrs mitch, she is one of a kind"
"Mitchy is lucky to have Mrs M"

by tracey adam June 15, 2017

mitch carmichael

Shifty West Virginian politician. Frequently fails at counting to five. Sits on a throne of lies.

Hater of teachers, children, working WV families. also hates John Denver songs, pepperoni rolls, cardinals, rhododendron, brook trout, sugar maple trees, and the WV Mountaineers.

There is no school Monday: thanks Mitch Carmichael.

by WV Strong May 9, 2018

Mitch

to look like a dominos delivery man

that pizza guy is such a mitch

by fightingpeacock February 27, 2017

Mitch Hart

Biggest bullshitter the world has ever seen. Mainly lies about girls like how many he's slept with or how many he's been with, kissed, met and messaged and so on... Most likely vapes and thinks he's a gangsta by also smoking cigarettes and weed but shit weed by drowning weed with tobacco. Not only does he think he's a bad man and a ladies man he's a ginger orangutan who has a massive orange caterpillar as an excuse of a moustache with a lesbian like haircut. Watch out ladies!!!

Boy 1: Last night i fucked about 50 girls
Boy 2: yeah okay Mitch Hart

by Cutegurl76 April 18, 2016

Pulling a "Mitch"

Telling your buddies you're coming to hang out then disappear for the rest of the night. If you are the "Mitch of the evening" (often synonymous with bitch of the evening) then you will most likely respond some time in the next 12 hours.

"Did he answer his phone?"
"No I think he's pulling a "Mitch" again"
"Damn that little slut"

by Demockej January 17, 2018

Mitch

Soy gentil, atlético, amante de los deportes acuáticos, compañero, juguetón a más no poder, soy fantástico para hacer llamar la atención, me encanta relacionarme con todos los de mi especie sin importar tamaño, nacionalidad, algo bueno para la hora de jugar. Y ami a los humanos que están a mi alrededor, cuidándome y dándome todo su amor ya que para ellos mi amor es incondicional.

Mitch.lab.courtois

by Hannid62 January 27, 2017