sea minge

a large lump of seaweed that gets stuck on your legs.

ah that peace of sea minge is attacking me

by the seagull October 6, 2005

Galaxy Minge

A way of saying that the pussy is out of the world

Guy 1: wagwan g I heard you got laid last night?!
Guy 2: yeah mate, she had a galaxy minge!

by Sufi8421 July 10, 2019

Vicious Minge

Generally used to describe something that is extremely difficult

That exam was a vicious minge!

by bigjim53 December 13, 2006

Mocci Minge

Australian slang for an old crusty vagina.

I got with a girl last night but she had a mocci minge

by KingLachie11 June 3, 2020

freeze your minge shut

To have the temperature drop so low, the juices between the labia minora and majora freeze. This has the effect of constricting the minge into a shrivelled, crusty, crystalline mess of frozen pubes and clitty litter.

1. "It's cold enough out there to freeze your minge shut!"

2. Zali Steggal showed great dedication to the sport of downhill skiing. She would often sit in the middle of the run, memorising her lines until her minge froze shut.

by mikkachops August 28, 2006

mc-minge

a hot girl working in a fast food outlet

that girl that sold me my milkshake - definate mc-minge

by the fabulous hoad April 15, 2008

wofty minge

Simple, wofty minge is an exaggerated term for a dirty, stinky vagina.

"I bet that stripper from last night had a wofty minge"

by NoSloots July 30, 2017