Michael

Michael , he is the most sweet , generous and amazing guy you will ever meet. He is there when you are sad , and will make you smile like no one else has. He will make you laugh when you least expect it. He brings you joy , because just looking. At him gives you butterflies that will last a life time. Michael is very smart and know when someone is sad , but yet Michael can’t tell when you’ve fallen for him .... p.s. to the Michael reading this that girl you’ve been talking to you , who shares her saddest feeling even when it hurts her to tell you , she’s a keeper for life , she’s going to be there in thick or thin. Now is you’re time to take a leap of faith and put in everything for this girl , you may not know it but Michael she loves you

Michael; he is smart , and yet dumb when it comes to love ... but he will learn

by Michaellovesyou5230 October 28, 2018

Michaele

The sweetest, most caring girl you'll ever meet although she has an aptitude for trouble. You'll never find a better friend than a Michaele. Michaele is awesome and better than all of us, even you.

I've never met someone so sweet and honest, she must be a Michaele.

by B.L.Thompson December 12, 2013

Michael Clifford

Michael Clifford is a kitten from the band 5 seconds of summer that can go from a cute little slice of rainbow to hot sex god with the ability to make you faint

"hey, isn't Michael Clifford from the band, 5 Seconds Of Summer?"

"No, he's the random red-haired guy from the mastercard commercial, ya idiot."

by chemichaels April 23, 2018

michael damien

How fucktards spell macadamia

This Michael Damien cookie from Subway 😍

by amcertified August 12, 2018

D'Michael

DMichael is the kind of boy that loves video games, is extremely smart and loves junk food. He's got a huge penis! Any girl who crosses his path can't keep their eyes off of him. He's irresistible. Any girl to go out with him is VERY lucky. He's sweet and understanding. The master of major sarcasm and is very funny. He's the awesomest. He is really loyal and generous. He's an all-around good friend.

?: Who's that boy over there? The one who's making everyone laugh with his clever sarcasm? He's really cute and seems intelligent.
Me: Oh, that's my boyfriend D'Michael. He's awesome.

by ...love July 3, 2015

Michaelangelo

The name of the coolest Ninja Turtle. Wears the orange ascot. Which is surprisingly metro for a ninja. He is obsesssed with pizza and the saying "Kawabungaaahh!" Aside from his frequent use of skateboards and nun chucks, he fails to show us any real skills.

Just do your ninja duties, man.

Leonardo: We were awesome!

Michaelangelo : Bodacious!

Raphael: Bitchin'!

Donatello: Uh...

Michaelangelo: Gnarly!

Leonardo: Radical!

Raphael: Totally tubular, dude!

Michaelangelo: Wicked!

Leonardo: Hellacious!

Donatello: Uh, mega...

Splinter: clears his throat, they all shut up I have always liked... Cowabunga.

Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Raphael, Donatello: puase COWABUNGA!

Splinter: laughs I made a funny!

by saramary123 November 10, 2009

michael angelo batio

Michael Angelo Batio, sometimes called simply "MAB," is the greatest guitarist of all time. With the ability to play upwards of 900 trillion notes per nanosecond on a slow day, he makes makes Herman Li and Yngwie Malmsteen look (and sound) like complete guitar n00bs.

He started as the guitarist for 80s hair band Nitro before going on to start a solo career. He has many custom made instruments and gear, most notably the V shaped double guitar and the X shaped quad guitar. He starred in an instruction DVD series called "Speed Kills," so named because if you attempt anything he teaches on the DVDs (or even watch them for that matter) you will die.

MAB also invented the hairstyle of having it hang in front of you eyes, but the emo subculture stole it from him. As a result, everytime he sees an emo, he punches them in the face with a soundwave.

"The Speed of MAB" is the fastest speed known known to mankind. It is so fast that it is incalcuable by human standards. An object travelling at the Speed of MAB can travel several billion lightyears in a matter of seconds.

-DragonForce pays Michael Angelo Batio not to destroy them.

-MAB originally invented Guitar Hero, but abandoned the project when the product testers exploded trying to play the easiest song.

-An object travelling at the speed of light can get from earth to the moon in 1.2 seconds. That's long enough for MAB to play every song ever known to any man thirty-thousand times each. On a slow day.

by LightningandIce January 18, 2008