by mmoponcho May 20, 2021
The scariest creature you will ever meet. He stalks the hallways and makes loud quacking sounds. His eyes bleed and smear on his victim's pants.
by dontdodrugsjustlickthings May 21, 2018
1. A Cowboy who is seen as very short
2. A person with a large upper body and small legs
3. A small person wearing a large hat or riding a horse
2. A person with a large upper body and small legs
3. A small person wearing a large hat or riding a horse
That there was a midget cowboy, you could tell by his small legs.
That midget cowboy there fell off his horse.
Caleb is a midget cowboy.
I saw a midget cowboy wearing a fantastic hat the other day.
That midget cowboy there fell off his horse.
Caleb is a midget cowboy.
I saw a midget cowboy wearing a fantastic hat the other day.
by Mystery016 November 02, 2011
A very important object, used for many things, such as :
a paddle for midgets in case of a hurricane
a paddle to balance random object on
a paddle-acting as a bat in activities such as apple baseball
a paddle-acting as a microphone
a paddle-doubling as an instrument
an all-over entertaining object.
a paddle for midgets in case of a hurricane
a paddle to balance random object on
a paddle-acting as a bat in activities such as apple baseball
a paddle-acting as a microphone
a paddle-doubling as an instrument
an all-over entertaining object.
Friend: " Ay mate, you bring the midget paddle tonight?"
Me: " Yea of course, the party wouldn't start without it! "
Me: " Yea of course, the party wouldn't start without it! "
by Ninjamorning November 10, 2012
Male midgets stacked on top of each other, naked, where ones midgets dick is stuck in the other midgets ass. Like a stack of waffles. Must be a minimum of 3 midgets.
by StagHunter January 01, 2020
1)A group of midgets who agree to a suicidal act of being bound to a shield for a much larger person's protection.
by Forest Jester July 30, 2019
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