A bit like a army swiss knife. comes with lots of attachments handy to keep in your pocket for all those akward situations
by Madpants April 13, 2011

by Sir Gus Nuts November 13, 2017

Midgets that can cast magical spells and cause everyday coincidences. They hide behind vending machines and newsstands.
by Auggy-poo July 30, 2011

When a vertically challenged person inserts a Frog or Toad up the rectum and then proceeds to push it out while hovering over their partner.
by Trashy Morgan November 6, 2020

Commonly used to refer to a delusional person thinking theyre tall and adding either a few extra inches to their height, results vary depending on level of delusion. Commonly 5' or below in height.
Friend 1 : so i've been in this discord for like, 4 months, right? And then comes up a girl named emi who says they're 5'7".
Friend 2 : Oh, They're totally an E-midget. Thats totally false.
Friend 2 : Oh, They're totally an E-midget. Thats totally false.
by TotallyNotNiji March 15, 2021

A term given to people who take small strides due to their short legs. They take more steps than people with longer legs to reach the same destination. Therefore, they believe they've walked far, but haven't.
Person with short legs: "I had to jog all the way from Main & 1st to Main & 3rd yesterday. Man, I was so fucking exhausted! I must have ran a mile.
Person with long legs: "1st to 3rd is only 2 blocks. You ran a midget mile".
Person with long legs: "1st to 3rd is only 2 blocks. You ran a midget mile".
by scaryguy309 September 21, 2016

A very important object, used for many things, such as :
a paddle for midgets in case of a hurricane
a paddle to balance random object on
a paddle-acting as a bat in activities such as apple baseball
a paddle-acting as a microphone
a paddle-doubling as an instrument
an all-over entertaining object.
a paddle for midgets in case of a hurricane
a paddle to balance random object on
a paddle-acting as a bat in activities such as apple baseball
a paddle-acting as a microphone
a paddle-doubling as an instrument
an all-over entertaining object.
Friend: " Ay mate, you bring the midget paddle tonight?"
Me: " Yea of course, the party wouldn't start without it! "
Me: " Yea of course, the party wouldn't start without it! "
by Ninjamorning November 10, 2012
