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midget spinner

A midget so obese he/she has it's own orbit.
You play league of legends? You must be a midget spinner!
by jupiter the dwarf August 27, 2021
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E-midget

Commonly used to refer to a delusional person thinking theyre tall and adding either a few extra inches to their height, results vary depending on level of delusion. Commonly 5' or below in height.
Friend 1 : so i've been in this discord for like, 4 months, right? And then comes up a girl named emi who says they're 5'7".
Friend 2 : Oh, They're totally an E-midget. Thats totally false.
by TotallyNotNiji March 15, 2021
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Midget Soccer

When you try to punt the football but kick your under-5-foot friend into the goal by accident.
I committed Midget Soccer upon a small man.
by MidgetRoyale March 10, 2021
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Midget Flipflop

A nickname given to a tiny lad who has the last name Thilthorpe. Pretty rare huh?
Yeah this nickname is given to one fella
Oscar Thilthorpe aka Midget Flipflop who likes to be an asshole to many people. What a guy.
by OzzyT April 27, 2021
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cash midget

One of those stand-alone ATM's found in bars and convenience stores.
Hey, man, I'm out of funds. Will you watch my bar stool while I go pound on the cash midget in the corner and get some more scratch!
by Hippiemeister August 8, 2012
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Midget Blower

A regular person sucking on a midget's dick
A porn star sucking on a midget's dick is a midget blower
by JustMeGuys December 12, 2019
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Midget stew

When your man is small and your tall trying to eat him out.
"Oh last night i tried midget stew with jake"
by JJ Has big friend called dave December 21, 2019
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