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Mercado

To defecate in one's pants whilst trying to release gas.
Bro, I just fucking Mercadoed my fucking drawers trying to sneak that burrito air love out my shit slit. Game over for today.
by mean-e April 22, 2010
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meck

noun- ejaculate after it has cooled to room temperature and began to congeal, either from male or female donors.
There was a huge meck stain on my bed after I made that whore squeal like a pig.
by PDiddy October 27, 2004
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Suburban Mercenaries

"A group of white kids from the suburbs who can spit fire. At first look ,they do not appear to be much, but they WILL earn your respect once you hear some of their shit"
The Suburban Mercenaries are the hottest rap group out right now.
by Flax March 15, 2005
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Mercedes-Benz

The poor man's Farrari. Not as fast, over rated. Anything older than a 2000 Mercedes looks like an old people's car. Farrari will beat it in a race. Farrari is known as the fastest car that's why people know it. Mercedes is #2, get over it.
Jon: You dude check out my Mercedes-Benz yo it's so "gangsta"
Derek: Umm..I bought a Farrari, it's faster and better than your benz.
Jon: Dammit.. your right
Derek: So I guess yoll be retiring in the fall right?
Jon: No what are you talking about!?
Derek: It was a joke dude, you drive that old man's Benz
Jon: O ya... damn I wish I bought a Farrari
Derek: So next time don't make a mistake by buying a Benz, next time step it up and buy a Farrari
by Derek Reefer June 17, 2006
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merc

the otherwise total domination of skilled people or total noobs, higher than pwn and pwnage
dude i just merced some dudes on call of duty
by CoFFeeWIZARD February 20, 2010
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mercersburg academy

When you leave a room because of someone you hate
Like when a girl is singing scremo music
Mercersburg academy
by Fire26 August 23, 2016
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mercer island

A surburb of Seattle once known for it's affluent inhabitants. The island now is home to mostly middle to upper middle class elitists who continue to believe, and tell everyone they meet, that MI is full of rich people. Students at MIHS are typically sheltered and rarely leave the eastside unless completely necessary (aka going to the airpot or on occasion to downtown seattle) for fear of getting shot by the rough, inner city youth of seattle. The downtown consists of Starbucks, and one bad restaurant after another. Unfortunately, Islanders won't support local businesses and so instead of becoming a charming community within a city, like Madison Park or Queen Anne, Mercer Island becomes a generic and gross suburb similar to the likes of Factoria.
I'm glad that I don't live on Mercer island because then I would suck.
by apple blossom December 18, 2005
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