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megan

will flirt with any boy who has a pulse, better watch your boyfriend because she will steal him in a heartbeat. is small with a big personality, has weird taste in clothes and food. you can only spend a little time with megan because she will tire you out.
person: is that megan coming
other person: yes, quick hide your boyfriend!
by hellokitty321xo February 2, 2014
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megan

Depressed, anxious, waiting for you to take her on a date and then take her life.(Has big dick energy)
Megan's depressed but she's got hella big dick energy
by nicotinemommy November 8, 2018
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megan

The exact opposite of a vegan.

Actually considers it to be morally and ethically wrong to kill a plant or anything else that sprouted out of the earth. They will often refer to vegans as "seed slayers" and "Carrot killers"
Sydney: hey baby, want some tofu parmesean?
Daniel: Nooo way, you wont tempt me with your rotted plant flesh, I'm a Megan! Do you realize how many rainforests have to be chopped down to produce those tofu fields?
by DImberman May 26, 2008
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the Megan

n: The person that is the most intoxicated at any given party. Usually displays an inablity to control the volume of their voice and/or a lack of simple motor functions.
It's okay, sweetheart. You weren't the Megan at the party! That girl who threw up all over the sofa was the Megan.
by magellan1519 March 6, 2009
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megan

a sexually frustrated girl, that wants bare sex all the time. often she entices her lover by ringing a bell, that is specifically designed to inform her partner she is 'gagging for it'.
wow babe, you're really horny tonight, you are so megan!
by thedefintiongaldem March 1, 2011
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megan

"shes a two faced bitch. shes prolly a megan."
by eric miller March 17, 2013
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megan

is a huge slut , the fakest person you will ever meet . you will regret it ; stubborn ; always gets what she wants ; attentionwhore ; very dramatic ; and needs braces ; also known as the blonde at times ; and may be considerd a little bitch with attitude
{booty slut manwhore totaloser meganskank
by locisdodo October 13, 2011
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