mattsmart

A name given to possible the coolest person you will ever meet. A mattsmart is someone who is not the best of a friend, but can allways make you laugh even when they are not trying to. A maatsmart can normally be defined as the kid who shows no emotion and over uses sarcasim.

Person1: Hey Matt, I had a great dimora with your mom last night! It was awsome!

MattSmart: Well then...

by willy 8146 March 20, 2009

mastsacter

virgin of having sex through the ear (bojowa)

Since i didn't have bojowa'd i am a mastsacter.

by CMG Ballin February 24, 2008

Mantsche

A kind of slurry you get as a result of squashing, smashing or squeezing fruits or oder food (e.g. strawberries) with a fork.

Erdbeermantsche mit Sahne, Schmand und Zucker - hmmmm, lecker!

by Food is gut January 2, 2009

Mants

Mants: Testicles, Balls, awesome. Mants are another word for your chocolate salty ones that is new and refreshing (especially with a side of saliva -ladies you know what i mean). Mants is a word that sounds like its a mix of Man and pants or some other word but its really not and that's why the word itself is so intriguing. It's the word the super awesome Old Spice Guy has for his testicles so don't swan dive without them!

Dude lets tea-bag Javier" "No i cant my Mants are all cold and shriveled" "That's cool i was lying next to the heater so my Mants are hanging like a prostitutes Vagant" "Great lets go shame Javier

by killer-wabbits July 18, 2010

Maths

A subject that should’ve never been invented. It causes depression, anxiety, suicide etc. Whoever invented it should’ve been murdered before they did.

Maths can suck a dick

by IzzieMGS October 31, 2018

Matisse

Someone I’m simping for that’s in my grade. He always stares at me, gets exited when imma talk to him but in front of ppl, he says that I poked him in the eye with a pencil and that I bully him

Girl 1: he is such a matisse

by Depressedwoman May 29, 2021

matis matas

very hot and tall man who gets all the boys and is totally not gay

Guy 1: Doesn't Matis just look like a snack?
Guy 2: Nah hes a full meal

Scenario 2

Guy 1: Matis looks so delectable right now
Guy 2: Don't say that out loud what if Alessandro hears you

Matis Matas is a very hot man indeed

by matias§12114 October 31, 2021