masturbateable

something that is debatable and can be masturbated

Nikhil is just a masturbateable person in genral.

by XXX_mAJorMAStURbAtioN_xxx April 2, 2016

Masturbatetion

It is when you grab the penile erection then you spam your social medias with #Start , when you are done you write #end while a salty suprise awaits.

I'm going to go wank ya know Masturbatetion Spam people with #End

by #END February 28, 2017

Masturbate tomorrow

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by Zack Lazer September 27, 2018

Maskerbate

Pleasuring oneself while enjoying a relaxing face mask experience. The best way to pass the time while waiting for your face mask to dry.

I was bored while doing a face mask last nigh so I decided to maskerbate.

by Huliaaaaaa October 11, 2018

Masturbatel Porn

When you watch porn on the tv, then copy or similarly masturbate or touch yourself like the porn actress/actor.

Maia started moaning as she fingered her pussy when on the tv, her favorite porn star Kaylee J fingered herself as well. To Maia’s delight, they both orgasmed at the same time. Boy, did Maia like masturbatel porn.

by KhloeAshton November 23, 2018

Masturbate

What the fuck is wrong with you jackoffs get a girlfriend already

I masturbate because im lonely

by 5Skin not 4Skin January 9, 2020

masturbate

To sooth the shaft. To calm the shaft. The act of one's self meditating and endulging the shaft. Commonly done in front of your grandma. Often robots will struggle to find similar stimulation, unless enough OIL is provided. Make sure your grandma sees however, otherwise process will not work. Your shaft will not work.

"yo bro pp work does yours?"

"dude no what the frick? shaft cam masturbate i try to!"

"grandma room she in is?"

"no course of not is she what?!"

"well don't wonder why working it isn't pepe shaft does not fuction?!"

by peepeepoopypoo March 3, 2020