National Malta Morena Day

In April 13 is the Malta Morena Day, in this day you have to drink at least 2 sixpacks of Malta Morena

Hey marta today is the National Malta Morena day, so lets go to my house and enjoy a ton of Malta Morena

by The Bright Guy April 11, 2018

Model-Malte

A model-Malte is a pretty boy who is also great at Maths. You can call him Math-Malte too. He is lazy when he have to do math even though he can do it. He used to be a model but his big be a mathematician.

Model-Malte make your math homework!

by VMSE September 9, 2018

The Maltempus Effect

An effect where the quality of a group or community deteriorates the longer you stay a part of it.

You think a community is awesome and flawless when you first join it, but as you stay longer and learn about it's wrongdoings, you begin to understand how flawed the server is. This will happen until you either accept the group for what it is, or leave it in disgust.

Friend: Hey, are you still a part of that one Minecraft server?

Me: Not anymore.

Friend: What? I thought you loved that server.

Me: Yea, until I realized how toxic the moderators were.

Friend: Must be The Maltempus Effect at play.

by D.E.E.M.M.3 September 26, 2020

charlie maltby

A man who often steals young dogs and enjoys playing chicken with young children

Oh hey look he’s a charlie maltby

by Charlienono October 11, 2020

fucking malted

when someone is high and or intoxicated of organic or natural drugs

Michelle got fucking malted of her plant in her garden

by chamegachell May 1, 2021

1st Malthe day

1st Malthe day.

The day we celebrate the day after Malthe Strange Wisberg's birthday. The tradition holds that one should eat bananas on the 1st Malthe day and stay up late doing exactly what pleases you.

'Nej', is a phrase used emphatically by Malthe. Saying 'nej' to what does not please one.

"Happy 1st Malthe day. I hope you will fulfill your dreams today."

by Younus Uzkürval February 10, 2022

Jan-Malte

Jan-Malte is a guy, typically looking for a German guy (blonde hair and the most beautiful eyes). You can usually find Jan-Malte sleeping, plazing with animals or doing German things like drinking beer. He is a crazy good cook, but be careful because when he is cooking you are not allowed to touch anything in the kitchen. Anyway, the only thing you really want to touch is him because Jan-Malte is a hottie. He is mostly a laid back guy who you can enjoy life with.

Someone is sleeping there, it must be Jan-Malte.

by gabsyy January 8, 2025