magic negro

U.S. Democrat presidential candidate Barak Obama who is partly African-American and has virtually no career history in politics. White voters like him because he is non-threatening and supporting an African-American for president assuages guilt over slavery, segregation and other racist policies of the past. Black civil-rights activists claim he isn't "black enough."

"Barak the Magic Negro lives in D.C.
the L.A. Times called him that
'cause he's black but not authentically..."

magic negro by word_g33k March 25, 2007

Magic Hat 

When you tell a girl you put on a condom then proceed to have sexual intercourse with her. You then climax inside of her and tell her you swore you put a condom on. If she claims that you got her pregnant, revert to an,"Italian Abortion."

I took this girl home from The Lodge. I was out of condoms and she said she wouldn't do me without one. So I pulled a Magic Hat. I opened up a pack of gum and pretended to put one on then had sex. She never knew even when I blew a bubble up in her.

Magic Hat by FILTH378 July 29, 2010

magic wand 

Hitachi Magic Wand - The ULTIMATE pleasure device

magic wand by Anonymous September 27, 2003

Magic fags 

noun.

1. A group of people who constantly spend their time and money in card shops playing Magic The Gathering. These people are also categorized by taking their magic cards everywhere, such as malls, schools or any kind of public building.

2. Stupid people who take and play their Magic The Gathering cards anywhere.

3. An idiot who always bothers people who don't like Magic The Gathering
about Magic The Gathering.

4. A term created by Freddy and Jesus.

Jaime, Alex, Shane and Ernesto are magic fags who live in the Pasadena area.

Magic fags by Freddy December 13, 2004

Magic Kingdom 

One of four of the theme parks in Walt Disney World Resort, in Orlando, Florida. Sadly one one of Walt Disney's park he could never see after his death in 1966. The Magic Kingdom opened five years later in 1971 after Walt's passing. Other parks in Walt Disney World like Magic Kingdom are Epcot, MGM Studios, and Animal Kingdom. The Magic Kingdom was also home to Cinderella's Castle the pride and joy of the park. Tha Magic Kingdom is also the most crowded park in Walt Disney World and has 7 themed lands.

The best theme park I've been too.

Where I want go on my summer vactions.

A paradise where I can forgot HELL aka school and study and be happy and can never be sad.

"This place makes Six Flags look like the 3rd World."

Magic Kingdom by phantom5 August 26, 2005

magic penis 

A penis that can satisfy any woman regardless of her sexual orientation.

I made a lesbian go straight with my magic penis.
I heard this guy can make any woman cum. He must have a magic penis.

magic penis by Ghostenks January 9, 2015

magic negro

Morpheus from the matrix

Dat magic negro kicked tha white agents ass foo!

magic negro by Viktor December 10, 2003