When a woman doesn’t wash her pubic region for a few days, to the point of an unsavory smell and oily pubes ( slightly wet feeling). Then finds a man to go down on her. When he goes down, and gets close enough to notice she’s unclean, the woman grabs him by the back of the head and shoves his face in her pubes while grinding his nose in them, back-and-forth. Getting it all over his face.
“You know why you don’t bang girls you bring home from the GYM!?”
“No… why?”
“Because it hot and steamy down there like a Moldy Hay Bail!”
“No… why?”
“Because it hot and steamy down there like a Moldy Hay Bail!”
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When someone is so shocked that they start to mold,
when someone is just shocked in general,
or when someone had had enough of something.
when someone is just shocked in general,
or when someone had had enough of something.
by THEJJN February 25, 2024
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Person 2: "Oh shit fr how did yall freak"
Person 1: "We had to do it in Moldy Donut cause she had some dingleberries hanging on for dear life ykwim"
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