illegal midget

Term used to describe short people who do not fit the legally defined height requirement to be a midget. Usually used to insult a vertically challenged individual.

Is Ash a midget?

No she isn’t quite that short. She’s an illegal midget.

by 10MinutesWasted April 3, 2019

Midget Paddle

A very important object, used for many things, such as :

a paddle for midgets in case of a hurricane
a paddle to balance random object on
a paddle-acting as a bat in activities such as apple baseball
a paddle-acting as a microphone

a paddle-doubling as an instrument

an all-over entertaining object.

Friend: " Ay mate, you bring the midget paddle tonight?"

Me: " Yea of course, the party wouldn't start without it! "

by Ninjamorning November 10, 2012

Multi Midget

A bit like a army swiss knife. comes with lots of attachments handy to keep in your pocket for all those akward situations

I dont have a bottle opener" "Dont worry I have my multi midget in my pcoket

by Madpants April 13, 2011

suicidal midget

people who are small that want to jump off high bridge.

Jees, Charles is a suicidal midget.

by Sir Gus Nuts November 13, 2017

midget spinner

A midget so obese he/she has it's own orbit.

You play league of legends? You must be a midget spinner!

by jupiter the dwarf August 27, 2021

Mr midget

A gay fagot who thinks simba should be played by a girl. He also has smallets pp

That mr midget over there is so gay

by Hoeface34 October 16, 2019

Midget Party

cacophemism for a 'little' get t ogether

He: Are you going to the Midget Party tonight?
She: That's un-PC & offensive!
He: Ok, we're having a little get together later, you in?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 27, 2015