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illegal midget

Term used to describe short people who do not fit the legally defined height requirement to be a midget. Usually used to insult a vertically challenged individual.
Is Ash a midget?

No she isn’t quite that short. She’s an illegal midget.
by 10MinutesWasted April 3, 2019
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Midget Paddle

A very important object, used for many things, such as :

a paddle for midgets in case of a hurricane
a paddle to balance random object on
a paddle-acting as a bat in activities such as apple baseball
a paddle-acting as a microphone

a paddle-doubling as an instrument

an all-over entertaining object.
Friend: " Ay mate, you bring the midget paddle tonight?"

Me: " Yea of course, the party wouldn't start without it! "
by Ninjamorning November 10, 2012
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Multi Midget

A bit like a army swiss knife. comes with lots of attachments handy to keep in your pocket for all those akward situations
I dont have a bottle opener" "Dont worry I have my multi midget in my pcoket
by Madpants April 13, 2011
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suicidal midget

people who are small that want to jump off high bridge.
Jees, Charles is a suicidal midget.
by Sir Gus Nuts November 13, 2017
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midget spinner

A midget so obese he/she has it's own orbit.
You play league of legends? You must be a midget spinner!
by jupiter the dwarf August 27, 2021
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Mr midget

A gay fagot who thinks simba should be played by a girl. He also has smallets pp
by Hoeface34 October 16, 2019
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Midget Party

cacophemism for a 'little' get t ogether
He: Are you going to the Midget Party tonight?
She: That's un-PC & offensive!
He: Ok, we're having a little get together later, you in?
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 27, 2015
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