Term used to describe short people who do not fit the legally defined height requirement to be a midget. Usually used to insult a vertically challenged individual.
by 10MinutesWasted April 3, 2019

A very important object, used for many things, such as :
a paddle for midgets in case of a hurricane
a paddle to balance random object on
a paddle-acting as a bat in activities such as apple baseball
a paddle-acting as a microphone
a paddle-doubling as an instrument
an all-over entertaining object.
a paddle for midgets in case of a hurricane
a paddle to balance random object on
a paddle-acting as a bat in activities such as apple baseball
a paddle-acting as a microphone
a paddle-doubling as an instrument
an all-over entertaining object.
Friend: " Ay mate, you bring the midget paddle tonight?"
Me: " Yea of course, the party wouldn't start without it! "
Me: " Yea of course, the party wouldn't start without it! "
by Ninjamorning November 10, 2012

A bit like a army swiss knife. comes with lots of attachments handy to keep in your pocket for all those akward situations
by Madpants April 13, 2011

by Sir Gus Nuts November 13, 2017

by jupiter the dwarf August 27, 2021

by Hoeface34 October 16, 2019

cacophemism for a 'little' get t ogether
He: Are you going to the Midget Party tonight?
She: That's un-PC & offensive!
He: Ok, we're having a little get together later, you in?
She: That's un-PC & offensive!
He: Ok, we're having a little get together later, you in?
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 27, 2015
