meadowlark lemon

Using your hand to move a girls head up and down on your buddies dick while she gives him a blow job, like your dribbling a basketball.

His buddy gave him a meadowlark lemon to show what a good friend he was.

by Canacius August 27, 2012

meat print

When your bottoms are so tight that there is a visible "print" of your male genitals.

nice selfie bro but I could go without the Meat print

by Fast six April 12, 2016

Fat Meat

A phallus of considerable magnitude

"See that kid over there? I heard he has a fat meat."

by Dr. Johnson Pinkberry March 2, 2010

work meat

A co-worker with whom you share a mutual, unspoken, and largely emotional attraction. There’s usually a heavy dose of sexual tension involved.

Person 1- Why does Marsha always sit beside Ethan in meetings?

Person 2- Oh girl please, she’s his work meat. Bitch bakes him cookies and shit.

by Siberian Tranny Orchestra December 23, 2018

bucket of rhino meat

What a host offers a guest if previous offers of food are declined.

Would you like a sandwich?

"No."

How about some soup?

"No."

We have some left over steak....

"No thanks."

Ok, how about a bucket of rhino meat?

by studium January 25, 2010

stuck to the meat

This occurs when you yank out a tampon that is still relatively un-used. As you take the tampon out, the dry, un-used cotton sticks to the sides of your vaginawall, known as the "wall meat". So you are tugging on your wall meat a little as you take it out.

It's a seriously yuck-o feeling, and all you gentlemen out there are lucky you don't have to feel it.

My tampon didn't go in straight, and now I have to pull it out; let's hope it's not stuck to the meat too badly.

by cindy_lolz July 24, 2012

I beat my meat to squid porn

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IF YOU DO THIS YOU Are LEGEND ANS DesERvE A TROPHY FOR LEGEND STATUS

I beat my meat to squid porn because it is fun asf

by Fig boy December 7, 2018