gurning fuck lizard 

a generic insult, usually directed at an ugly female that either yourself or your close pals have had romantic liasons with. can be directed at almost anybody however.

nb - best used the morning after a friend has slept with a random ho-bag. rubs rock salt in fresh wounds.

"is jonny crying in the shower? hahaha! serves him right for smashing a gurning fuck lizard, again!"

gurning fuck lizard by smyphilis October 30, 2008

thunder lizard 

When a man slams his dick (lizard) into a man so hard tthat when he screams it sounds like thunder.

Last night, I gave Tommy the best thunder lizard ever

thunder lizard by OpoMan17 February 14, 2012

land lizard 

A Hooker that is found near a truck stop or a trucker hangout . These kinds of hookers are ussualy very cheap.

On our way to Las Vegas me and john stopped at a hotel,which had a ton of land lizards hanging around it .

land lizard by Posh Ocat March 17, 2006

Gold Digging Lock Lizard

A female who consistently uses males for simple necessities such as food and in return exchanges sex.

I bought that hoe a cheeseburger and that gold digging lock lizard let me hit that!

Gold Digging Lock Lizard by BHAM GONE November 8, 2010

fucking lizard 

the most unfunny thing you, as a human being, will ever hear in your life. upon hearing somebody say, "you look like a fucking lizard", you are statistically most likely to kill yourself by ramming two large peni into your eye sockets.

you look like a fucking lizard. (mexican accent)

fucking lizard by muhfuhnuh January 5, 2009

monitor lizard 

Rare skin condition that affects one in seven geeks born before 1982* caused by unreliable CRT monitors exploding inexplicably in one's face. The resulting scabs often form in a regular pattern resembling scales, hence the moniker, Lizard.
Monitor Lizards were generally regarded with fear and awe by the geek and hacking communities until the mid-nineties when it became fashionable to sport a 'monitor print' by deliberately exploding a monitor on a person's head.
After the loss of its influence as a status symbol, the Monitor Lizard gradually faded from the annals of history and time past.

(*Information accurate as of June 1990. Although some dismiss the Monitor Lizard phenomenon as an urban legend, 72% of all seven year olds surveyed attested to the story's validity.)

"Y0 f00. Did you see that h4r|)c0r3 m0f0? H3 b 1337."
"Fo shizzle mah nizzle. That was a gangsta monitor lizard fo' real."

monitor lizard by Jimi Phoenix April 22, 2005

lipstick lizard 

A female between the ages of 13 and 30 (usually from Brooklyn, Long Island or New Jersey) who wears a lot of makeup and will fellate almost any guy as long as he's in a band or has even the slightest connection with the music business. Once associated with the old City Squire Hotel on Broadway and 49th Street, they now can be found almost anywhere from Columbus Circle down to Tribecca. Also known a {blower}.

"Hey, Howie, tell Vance to make a few calls and round up a couple of lipstick lizards for after the show."

lipstick lizard by chintzy March 6, 2007