When someone has no lips and is a slut and does whatever a guy wants involving anything sexual a.k.a. Deanna fucking Lowe
by teaspillingqueen69 June 30, 2019
The slippery tongue lounge lizard waited in the cocktail lounge for an old lady to sweet talk, and clean out. Sometimes that calls for being a portable douche.
by Anonymous September 15, 2003
the nickname of JIM MORRISON of The Doors, a band from the 60's. Jim died in either the late 60's or early early 70's from a drug overdose
by Pokemonfreak1231 December 13, 2004
You oil up your girlfriend or boyfriend then squirm around on a surface of your choice preferably a wetish surface or slippery one, then the king of the castle puts his grundle stick (penis) in her vagina (pussy) and lays on top of her while humping her by sliding up and down her back or front (that so happens to be oiled) then when he cums, he cums in her nose, she sneezes shooting the cum back at him in which case she smiles.
-Dude yesternight I fucked my girlfriend/boyfriend and we did the magic lizard!
-I want you to be my magic lizard!
-I want you to be my magic lizard!
by Statutory Ape May 26, 2008
by Tim the Boss DJ April 24, 2008
by joZepi October 18, 2006
A disgusting woman who chain smokes, and does crack or meth. That sells her disease infested body to truckers at truck stops and other areas of congregation for truck drivers.
by Jsmith1020 June 02, 2012