The Leaping Egyptian

When you are having sexual intercorse standing up in an upright position and the male partner thrusts the female partner into the air (thus the leaping). Meanwhile, the female partner contorts her arms and hands into various Egyptian hieroglyphic positions (due to the pleasure).

daaayyyyum! we waz fukkin hardxcore an den he thru me inta The Leaping Egyptian an i iz all lyke- "WHUUDAAFUHH!" goood fukkin mane.

by bigpoppapussy July 7, 2010

Dusty Leavings

The horrible leftovers at the bottom of your Cereal Packet.

I had breakfast this morning and all that was left was Dusty Leavings, Yuk!

by 367squadron June 24, 2011

sheep-leading

Something which Jim Sterling, in his infinite wisdom, has pointed out as being shit.

Jim: "Dear Esther is so fucking sheep-leading."

by Slab Bulkchest July 28, 2012

Maple Leafing

When you are sure to win a game/series and miraculously choke and lose the game, defying all odds.

Source: Toronto Maple Leafs playing in game 7 of 2013 NHL Playoffs Round 1 against the Boston Bruins with 10 minutes to go and leading 4-1, and again with less than 2 minutes left and leading 4-2, start choking and lose the game and the series in OT.

"The Bruins just maple leaf'ed game 6 of the cup final! Karma's a biaaatch!"

"We've almost got this game! let's not be maple leafing it in these final minutes boys!!"

by hockey gods June 27, 2013

Explosive leaving

Exiting while combusting.

Sometimes when you do not talk to your microwave properly it engages in explosive leaving.

by Chresse Zacrums September 12, 2016

micro leading

Sitting side by side leaning together with equal intent, the lead initiates micro movements for the follow.

Kyle was micro leading me, listening to the music of the city...

by wydancer May 4, 2017

The leaning Tower of Lisa

The sexual position of having a naked woman bending over into the downward dog position with her ass high in air while her head is close to the floor. One person (male or female) explores the backside of the woman with hands and or mouth while the other person (male) lays flat on the floor and slides under the woman's face allowing the woman to lick/suck his cock/balls.

My good friend and I convinced his girl to travel overseas in the bedroom as we performed the unique 3 way position of the leaning tower of Lisa

by Libtarb October 27, 2021