laser

noun: A failed death ray.

After the death ray failed to kill the insects, it was thereafter known as a laser.

by Padfoot October 29, 2007

Dash laser

See Dashlaser
See Code 3

Dashlaser is Motha F***in Bright!

by Don Vito Fan Club July 17, 2004

tx3 laser turbo

a really shit car which is really slow and has no guts at all if the car is red it makes it really gay just like the driver

zac drives a tx3 turbo

by wayne kerr April 12, 2004

plymouth laser

A mitsubishi eclipse, but a little slower.

jed's car

by bob saget March 26, 2004

Deep Blue Laser

An internet-laden pedophile; One who seeks internet-laden pedophiles, often utilizing the craft of 'douchery'

The Act of repeatedly slapping someone on the brow with a flacid, blue (sometimes Navy Blue) dildoe.

Jack just 'deep blue lasered' that chimp!

by Willy Lickerbush April 5, 2008

laser pendulum

A laser pendulum is one physical form of God, A.K.A. Chuck Norris. The power of the laser pendulum is so fearsome that the Roman Catholic Church has begun using it in place of "Amen" at the end of prayers. It's sheer epic awesomeness means that any being who does not fully appreciate its existence and worship its almighty pwnage is not worthy of life.

No form of communication can express the ultimateness of the laser pendulum satisfactorily enough to appease the-

The guy who wrote that just died.

by djkhlaskjfh October 27, 2008

fire the laser

To ejaculate in the face of a woman.

Man: Oh yeah, bitch, you like that?

Woman: Fire the laser, big boy!

by laser man December 7, 2009