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liberal

(noun)
People on the left wing who support:

the 1st ammendment
minorities
the enviroment
freedom from oppression
and
not bombing people

unluckily though, most people who say they are liberal, are whiny tenagers who are just doing it to go against the norm.

not to be confused with democrat, which tho more liberal than conservative, are still mostly to the right.
Gandhi-liberal-good
Kerry-democrat-bad
Bush -Republican-worse than kerry
by Pie is good May 2, 2005
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Liberal Hippy

An individual who is against oppression but believes the private sector and big business should be oppressed. One who does not understand that the private sector pays taxes and creates jobs. An individual who believes holding hands and peacefull existence will provide a model example to all mankind; and in doing so every culture and society will embrace a dove and release it in unity. This action will lead to flowers in the hair and the abolition of the oil industry. Which in turn will change humanity from ambitious to a stagnate homeostasis. This individual will give no concern to socioeconomics but will embrace the idea that group sharing provides everything. An individual that does not fully understand the essence of cause and effect. An individual whose intellect is "below par". An outright hypocrite. One who denies reality. One who lives in fairytale land. Any individual who believes humanity in its current form can work together as a peacefull whole without laws and war. One who does not believe in organized government (the man), but believes the government should provide for everyone.
A Liberal Hippy drives their car around town to distribute flyers that say "Stop driving cars". A Liberal Hippy fights for peace. A Liberal Hippy doesn't understand why executives should earn more money than a grocery attendant. Liberal Hippies don't embrace the idea of payment for work. Liberal Hippies deny the razor and deodorant. Liberal hippies believe the government should take care of everyone. Liberal Hippies believe "Obama gonna pay my bills".
by Art Vandalay 6927 March 14, 2010
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Flaming Liberal

Look at those flaming liberals on TV all they do is whine.
by The real Soulja BOY September 16, 2006
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bleeding ass liberal

A variant of the more common bleeding-heart liberal. A person who claims affiliation to the political left, regardless of party (though they are in highest concentration in the ranks of the Green Party), who is very far on the liberal side. These people are focused on all aspects of liberalism, but place special emphasis on gay/transgendered rights.
Jim is a bleeding heart liberal like his wife Tina, but Blake is a bleeding ass liberal who thinks Tina should be married with a transgendered person named Tiffany.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 October 4, 2004
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Liberal

America's favorite scapegoat.
"These damn liberals are ruining America!"
by Apperax November 21, 2016
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lipstick liberal

A person who passes him/herself off as a liberal or becomes a card-carrying Democrat strictly for the perceived fringe benefits.
At the risk of being revealed as a lipstick liberal, Steve gave an exaggerated nod of concurrence when the senior partner quoted Michael Moore.
by Sue Fett February 3, 2007
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liberal porn

A fictional television show or film which enables liberals to fantasize that they are in power.
The West Wing is totally liberal porn; that's why I love it so much.
by antoniogramsci July 17, 2007
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