Kevin

An amazing guy who is so funny, and wonderful. Someone who can brighten anyone's day no matter how sad they are. He's sweet, and handsome. He can be sarcastic but he gets it from me, well some of it. He gets scared of nonscary things, and he has an amazing sense of style with wicked hair to accompany it. His smile is adorable, and his laugh is too. He smells like heaven, even though I don't know the exact name of the cologne he uses. I can pretty much say that I'm in love with this guy, entirely. His name means more to me than it would to anyone else, and I'm pretty sure of that.

Wow, Kevin is such a great guy.

by -- who else ..? December 22, 2008

Kevin Sorbo

Noun- The main star of the television and movie series of Hercules, and the television series, Andromeda.

Kevin Sorbo is responsible for me losing all respect for Space Opera style television shows.

by Necrotek January 7, 2008

Kevin Spacey

1. An insult directed towards anyone who justifies or diverts from their bad behaviour by bringing up their sexual orientation. The bad behaviour is usually of a sexual nature such as groping or child molesting, and a negative stereotype towards those of a particular sexual orientation. However, it can also be used for non-sexual bad behaviours as well such as speeding or kicking a dog.
2. Someone who is Kevin Spaceying.

Police: Sir how fast did you think you were going when you drove through that stop sign?
Vitaly: I'm gay.
Police: Listen here Kevin Spacey. One more outburst out of you and I'll ram a speeding ticket up your asshole and out of your STD-infected mouth.

by mathman8 November 3, 2017

kevin garnett

Noun.

1. A huge choker.
3. A self-proclaimed "underpaid" 30-million earner.

1. Webber missed two freethrows with 0.5 second left... He is a Kevin garnett!
2. The receptionist in my company is paid $100000 annually and she asks for a pay rise! She is a Kevin Garnett!

by Chris G. Parker September 16, 2006

kevin owens

The host of the Kevin Owens Show. Mostly people get invited on and have a good time, but only on Kevin's terms. And if you don't know him, you are simply shit out of luck and not worth his time. He don't need no Chris Jericho. And don't even bother giving him veteran advice. He's been in the game for 15 years.

Collin: Hey, what happened to gamer?
Omar: Kevin Owens just pop up power bombed him.
Collin: Looks like he got booked to the Kevin Owens Show.

by Phenom Anal December 22, 2016

Kelvin

A name derived from the River Kelvin in Scotland. A friend who will always be there for you. An absolute sweetheart and a cutie. Kelvin is a friend who has always got your back and his loyalty knows no bounds. This person is usually someone who can give a ridiculous amount of compliments but cannot take one! Being friends with a Kelvin will make you feel on top of the world and the luckiest person alive.

Kelvin is such a cutie.
I'm so lucky to be friends with Kelvin.

Awww, we love Kelvin.

by Ihavespoken123 January 28, 2021

Kevin Love

This is a newly discovered version of the Cleveland Steamer, in which one person takes a dump and sadly weeps onto another's chest. Once that is complete the tears and the crap are mixed together on the chest with your hand. You may or may not decide to attempt a high five with your partner afterward. So far no reports of a completed high five have been documented.

Robert and his lover Coleen were making Kevin Love as they were watching the NBA finals.

by Nipple Knockers June 23, 2016