The black sheep of the Kennedy family.
Ted Kennedy is a fat, babbling, drunken liberal bastard who is an embarrassment not only to his family, but to every Democrat as well. He's hard to understand sometimes when he's making public speeches. That is usually because he's doing it after drinking half the inventory in a liqour store.
Ted Kennedy woke up one morning after a long night of heavy boozing. He looked over, and his liver was sitting beside him drinking a cup of coffee.
A cocktail made with vodka, Sprite (or other lemon-line soda), and grenadine. Basically a Shirley Temple with vodka. So named because girls named Mary Jo love to kill these drinks at parties, and Ted Kennedy killed a girl named Mary Jo after a party.
Me: I'll have a turkey 101, double, and my wife will have a TedKennedy.
Bartender: Done.
An ancient old-boys club at the University of St Andrews, widely considered one of the most prestigious gentlemen's clubs in the world. The club is responsible for maintaining the University's innumerable traditions. As a result of its selectivity and highly secretive nature, the club remains under constant scrutiny.
Student 1: Why are those guys wearing the same ugly tie, silly trousers, doing cocaine, and treating women terribly?
Student 2: Because they have no respect for anything and are in the Kate Kennedy Club.