When referring to a person, the complete opposite of fun or a good time or ruins everything when they enter the room.
When referring to a situation, a really crappy occurrence or situation that ruins the mood.
When referring to a situation, a really crappy occurrence or situation that ruins the mood.
Dude, my girl was giving me dome and she vomited all over my dick!
Wow dog, thats the anti-jizz.
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Dude that huge black nigger stole ma bike!!
Man, thats the anti-jizz
Wow dog, thats the anti-jizz.
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Dude that huge black nigger stole ma bike!!
Man, thats the anti-jizz
by DJWeich March 07, 2008
He's the third guy at a gang bang that has no place to enter, has to jerk it to stay "in the game" while two dudes are plowing some chick, then gets hit by friendly fire, never gets "in the game", and mopes his way home with blue balls...
Cory was excited to be invited to the gang bang, but as things progressed he just ended up the Jizz-Moper.
by The Real Boomstick January 12, 2010
a game where several men masturbate around a cookie, aiming to hit the cookie, and the man to ejaculate last, has to eat the cookie.
by Kuroi October 13, 2008
by Kyle Prosko March 23, 2007
The jizz burger is the burger you eat when it's 4 in the morning, you're totally wasted, on your way back home after a party and you decide to stop at Mcdonalds or burger king to eat smth, the cheese burger that saves you from dying, then you eat it and feel so better, it's like having an orgasm ! that's the jizz burger.
Example 1
guy 1: "Did you catch the night bus ?"
guy 2: "No, i had to stop for a jizz burger"
Example 2
Guy 1: "How did you end up yesterday night ?"
Guy 2: "Oh my god i was so drunk then i ate a jizz burger and i started to live again"
guy 1: "Did you catch the night bus ?"
guy 2: "No, i had to stop for a jizz burger"
Example 2
Guy 1: "How did you end up yesterday night ?"
Guy 2: "Oh my god i was so drunk then i ate a jizz burger and i started to live again"
by Kobenhvn November 11, 2011
Last night I had Cindy howeling at the moon, and to top it all off, being the jizz artist that I am, I shot a load on her tits in the shape of a grasshopper
by Robby Raikes May 05, 2006
by Jiggsbe April 20, 2009