judge

It means to beat it off. You know spank the monkey. Slap the Salami. Stroke the Salmon. ect..

Judgin FTW (the wow crew)

My mom caught me judgin'(Judge) last night but I turned around and came on her chest anyhow...

by Matt "The Nub" LaClair March 27, 2007

Speak to the Judge

when a woman gives a man a blow job.

John: Hey that girl isn't bad looking.
Mike: Yeah, but she isn't really my type...but if she wants, ill let her speak to the judge

by fbbmaster February 21, 2009

judge

A scale.. the 'judge' judges how much drugs you got weighed and how much the customer owes you

you want to take it to the judge so i can prove thats how much is there

by ...Kylie...CSe December 27, 2005

Judge Judy

when you defecate on someones windshield. Followed u pby tapping the head of yer cock on the car's hood simulating a judge bangin their gavel. After that you masturrbate on the windshield or poop.

I needed t od osomething more evil then keying that bitches car for cock blocking me like that, so i gave her the judge judy

by Matt July 26, 2003

judge

Noun - A middle-class white man with a dead rabbit on his head who hasn't got a clue about fairness or reality, is generally and imbecile, and has an over-inflated perception of his own importance, righteousness and intellect.

The judge decided that even though the black man was in Outer Mongolia at the relevant time, he must have invented a way to teleport to Texas and ought to be executed.

by 4MA June 10, 2003

judge judy

A sexual maneuver accomplished by a man eating applesauce, then blowing it into a woman's anus, then sucking the anus for the applesauce, and then into the woman's vagina.

I pulled quite a Judge Judy on her!

by Flappy March 14, 2005

Jeggers

Jittery as if you've had too much coffee.
In Western Australia Jeggers also is used as an adjective to show something was fun or exciting.

Wow you're really jeggers, how many coffees have you had this morning?

Wow that rollercoaster was jeggers!

by monax March 17, 2010