Jessica

Beautiful, smart amazing laugh the best personality ever great listener.who ever gets her is lucky she is so smart and talented very funny and great to talk to and is very athletic and attractive

Jessica you are so fucking hot

by I swear to gof February 14, 2018

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She loves beans in and around her mouth.

Jessica eats beans voraciously. Except black beans, she loves white beans only.

by Itsmebb December 4, 2018

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Jessica fernihough

Someone who is an absolute retard, fakes depression, cuts for attention, has no friends, and is gay

Person 1: "yo you seen jessica fernihoughs wrists"
Person 2 "yeah but that's fake and she has no friends so no one cares

by I like meth 69 420 November 25, 2019

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a dumb blonde conservative twit with really big boobs and a huge nose.

enjoys telling herself that tunafish is chicken, that she's attractive, and often flaunts her stupidity by making fun of herself. she also enjoys selling dumb records and performing for president bush.

her 15 mins were up before they even started.

"is this chicken what i have? or is it fish? i know it's tuna...but it says chicken of the sea!"

*slaps dumb bitch* shut up dumb bitch!

by alissenn manssenn November 10, 2004

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Jessica is gorgeous but often tends to change over time. She is active and playful. She has an amazing body and tends to be very understanding. When Jessica falls in love she will never get her crush out of her head.

"Man, Jessica is so nice and cute."

by J & J twins February 1, 2017

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proof that blondes are dumb. the stereotypical blonde bimbo with epic tits and a fake tan. i doubt SHE was the one who initiated the divorce. her husband probably had some sense knocked into him finally. is now dating a smart brunette and is making millions by pretending to be depressed and heartbroken about the split (his new album).

person 1: jessica simpson is dumb, but nick lachey is a smart man for leaving her.

person 2: she left HIM.

person 1: yeah, he left her.

by blah blah blahhhhhhhhh March 25, 2007

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