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The act of defecating into a jar (commonly used to store candy) and then placing said jar onto the highest shelf in one of the cupboards, with the intention that the foul smell will be difficult to locate.
Matt really pissed me off yesterday, so I filled up on burritos yesterday and left him a good ol’ candy jar in the kitchen this morning.
Candy jar by Shower-shits November 8, 2019
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Toothpick Jar 

Brad thought sending me his toothpick jar would win me over, but I just reported them for child pornography.

Penis Jar 

A mason jar used to store a womans surgically removed penis
Dionna keeps her penis jar next to her fireplace. It’s HUGE!
Penis Jar by duqq June 10, 2020

Fart Jar 

Its a jar with a fart in it. Why did you have to google this to know what it was?
Steve farted in jar and gave it his wife Kelly. Now Kelly has a fart jar
Fart Jar by Wadiecakes February 28, 2022

mason jar 

something that you put a figure in
I stuck my anime girl in the mason jar
mason jar by DOMISMOD January 27, 2023

San Antonio Cookie Jar 

When two chicks interlock arms (like in a toast of sorts) and finger blast themselves (not each other). This act is considered amazing and it doesn't matter if it's cheating or gay...see also Long Island Strong Arm
Baby it's my birthday can you please just San Antonio Cookie Jar with your roommate once for me.