M2B2D2's definitions

San Antonio Cookie Jar

When two chicks interlock arms (like in a toast of sorts) and finger blast themselves (not each other). This act is considered amazing and it doesn't matter if it's cheating or gay...see also Long Island Strong Arm

Baby it's my birthday can you please just San Antonio Cookie Jar with your roommate once for me.

by M2B2D2 March 29, 2015

Long Island Strong Arm

When two dudes interlock arms (like in a toast of sorts) and jerk themselves (not each other) off. The act is considered neither gay nor cheating.

No bruh. Tom didn't cheat on Cindy. Him and Bobby were totally just Long Island Strong Arming it after the big win in the locker room.

by M2B2D2 March 29, 2015