Investing

Glorified gambling

I just lost 100 bucks from investing in the stock market. I'm gonna put $100 more in, I'm sure I'll do better this time!

by mad5793 February 26, 2015

incest

Incest is when your willy gets hard when you see your sister naked.

I saw my sister undressing, and got a boner, does that mean we did incest?

by bundlebaby December 9, 2008

afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad

1) The disgusting, painful, and often blood filled substances secreted by the lungs and bronchial tubes, after the initial ckokeing, gaging, and wheezing, following an overexuberant cock sucker literally inhaleing the male ejaculate into the lungs.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.

Did you see that afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad.

You afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad!

by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009

Incest

Keeping awesomness within the family.

Timmy: I'm so glad my family practices incest, as our awesomness never leaves us!

by Jakuviousasdf September 2, 2010

Facebook Investigator

Similar to a private investigator, but they use facebook to obtain information about someone. Usually done by a friend, to find out information about a potential love interest. The investigator usually does not personally know the person they are investigating.

Johnny: hey, did you facebook friend Rebecca yet, so I can know her relationship status?
Facebook Investigator: yeah, turns out she is single, and looking for friendship.

Johnny: thanks man, I owe you.

by bicuspid2011 May 1, 2010

Incestophiliac

Anyone who has admitted to or been convicted of taking indecent liberties with a minor who is in their own family.

When musician Jerry Lee Lewis married his cousins 13 yr. old daughter at the age of 27, he became an Incestophiliac.

by shomesomethin July 27, 2010

infested banana

where you get your mother to insert a rotten banana far up the anal cavity, when pulled out this causes an explosion of shit from the sphincta spraying all over the mothers face. you then take the banana from your mothers hand rub the poop off her face and deep throat the banana.

the mother gives son a infested banana

by joe dirty banana October 20, 2010