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Rubbish Hump
When attempting to hook up with a bird amongst a flock of women, quickly picking the ugliest in the pack so you can reduce the time investment to the absolute minimum to achieve an ejaculatory outcome.
Jimmy Dink was on a tight timeline so he pulled a Rubbish Hump that enables him to be at the start of the poker game on time.
Rubbish Hump by Jimmy Dink May 30, 2018
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Jew Hump
(Verb)
1.Literally humped by an individual of the Jewish faith.
2.Attacked from behind by someone in a video game generally killing them.
1.Literally humped by an individual of the Jewish faith.
2.Attacked from behind by someone in a video game generally killing them.
Jew Hump by Jon__11717 January 20, 2008
National Hump for a Day, Day
Originally a pagan holiday not unlike Beltane. National Hump for a Day, Day is a day set aside for humping.
National Hump for a Day, Day by Jayhoodz October 7, 2010
dry hump
A true dry hump involves taking off all clothes except for one partner's pair of underwear, penetrating as far as the fabric barrier will allow, and doing a sort of hybrid grinding/thrusting motion until the man cums.
Dry humping is mostly commonly associated with teenagers, who either do it because they're scared of the potential consequences of sex or claim to be committed to keeping virginity. Many teenagers perform similar actions with more layers of clothing on, but this is actually considered grinding rather than true dry humping.
Dry humping also takes place among couples, usually when either 1) the mood strikes and there's no condom on hand or 2) the girl is on her period and doesn't want to make a mess. In the former case, the man keeps his underwear on; in the later, the woman does. It can be a pleasurable changeup.
Dry humping is mostly commonly associated with teenagers, who either do it because they're scared of the potential consequences of sex or claim to be committed to keeping virginity. Many teenagers perform similar actions with more layers of clothing on, but this is actually considered grinding rather than true dry humping.
Dry humping also takes place among couples, usually when either 1) the mood strikes and there's no condom on hand or 2) the girl is on her period and doesn't want to make a mess. In the former case, the man keeps his underwear on; in the later, the woman does. It can be a pleasurable changeup.
1) "I'm so horny, Kristin." "I know, Michael, but remember our promise rings. We can dry hump but we can't have sex."
2) "I'm so horny, Kristin." "I know, Michael, but now that we're adults who no longer give a shit about our promise rings, you need to remember to bring a condom. We can always dry hump."
3) "I'm so horny, Kristin." "I know, Michael, but I'm on my period. It won't be as messy if we dry hump."
2) "I'm so horny, Kristin." "I know, Michael, but now that we're adults who no longer give a shit about our promise rings, you need to remember to bring a condom. We can always dry hump."
3) "I'm so horny, Kristin." "I know, Michael, but I'm on my period. It won't be as messy if we dry hump."
dry hump by Tucker_Twat July 5, 2014
one hump pump
A woman who is so fat that when you are getting it on with her you only have to hump her once. Her fat keeps her jiggling for long enough to make it seem like you are still fucking
Man, last night I was with a one hump pump. I left after one hump and she was still shaking when I left 4 hours later!
one hump pump by maz33 May 3, 2008