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Honda

A series of cars which consist of:
- a noisy metal box
- plastic, tons of it everywhere
- cheap cloth
Wow my Honda sucks.
by AntiochBucktownYay August 7, 2015
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Honda Civic

A reliable, reasonably priced 4-cyl Japanese car often purchased by commuters to get from point A to point B... and effeminate douchebag twenty somethings who buy the car for $4,000 and dump $20,000 of their KFC and Taco Bell money into turbos, spoilers, subwoofers, low profile rims that stick out, HID light bulbs and other crap off eBay and Walmart to street race against obvious cars on the street that apparently dissed them a few lights back. Effeminate Civic moderate are often named Cory, Hunter, and Cooper.
Brody: OMG guys did you see that fully sick lowered Honda Civic drifting around the school yesterday? I swear I nearly creamed my pants when the BLV went off.

Kyle: The purple one? I know, right? That's Cory's ride. I mean could that thing be any lower to the ground? And that rear spoiler just finishes it all off. I heard he beat off a Camaro at the lights near Dairy Queen because the guy rolled his eyes at him.

D-Grip: yeah those guys in their V8s think they're the shit. They just don't know what a Civic can do til it hits 'em. Boom!

Yeah, they just don't know! (Everybody fist bumps and adjusts their Ed Hardy trucker caps)
by Cory Cooper August 30, 2016
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shoulda bought a honda

When somebody makes a stupid decision that they thought was right, but wasn’t their sarcastic friend tells them ‘shoulda bought a honda’ as something to say when they made the wrong decision
Man: I just bought this new car, but on the second day I had it, it broke down. Maybe I should have just listened to you!

Friend: I know! Shoulda bought a Honda! That’s whatcha get!

Man: Nah Honda’s aren’t my type of car— maybe a Chevy Impala would work out this time!
by SlangKing3200 November 30, 2017
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honda

honda's are some of the most gayest cars in the world only asain's or mexican's and gay people drive them or are driven by ricers
dude why r u driving a honda
because im gay
by phil,asain November 19, 2011
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houdaman

a name of an awesome person. unbelievably sexy and funny. she is da bomb, and likes to be center of attention.
LUV YA HOUDAMAN!
by primadonnagirlya October 5, 2013
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Hodamn

When you see a hot person of the opposite sex that you want to bone.
Hodamn, look at Steve!

Jason looks hot, HODAMN!
by notron November 16, 2006
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hodavis

PRON: hO-dAY-vis

verb, noun. to fall face first into stone or concrete flooring, especially in a drunken stupor, with no attempt to protect the facial region by extension of limbs.
v. "Thomas, did you hear about BJ, he hodavised last night. He had a huge gash in the face after falling face first into the sidewalk.

n. "Stop jumping around! Don't pull a hodavis."
by RalphD April 3, 2009
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