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Being the safest cars on earth, and upscale too, gives authority for us, to speed through 30 mph above the limit, turn to Whole Foods without a blinker, never stop, and pretend to drive over a person , scare them, but get stopped by our passenger detection system.

Suck it BMW. Respect mah Volvo authoritah!
-New S60 drives at 70 mph on WF parking lot-

Guy on street: Ahhhhhh
-car stop s automatically-
Driver: RESPECT MAH VOLVO AUTHORITY!
by AntiochBucktownYay October 31, 2015

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A series of cars which consist of:
- a noisy metal box
- plastic, tons of it everywhere
- cheap cloth
Wow my Honda sucks.
by AntiochBucktownYay July 16, 2015

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A white who thinks and wants to be black.
Guy: Did you see that Blwhite thug on 76th st? He thought he's a real ghetto gangbanger
Guy #2: He's just a blwhite guy, common.
by AntiochBucktownYay May 01, 2016

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Antique phone. Literally.

People who own this type of phone either:
1) Are poor
2) Are mexican
3) Are old
4) Live in the country
Dude you got a flip phone? Are you poor, mexican, old, or do you live in the country?
by AntiochBucktownYay May 01, 2016

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Antique phone. Literally.

People who own this type of phone either:
1) Are poor
2) Are mexican
3) Are old
4) Live in the country
Dude you got a flip phone? Are you poor, mexican, old, or do you live in the country?
by AntiochBucktownYay May 01, 2016

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