3 definitions by Cory Cooper
Term used for a below average chick that you aren't really all that fussed about. You can fuck her or leave her. An average piece of meat that you use and leave hangin'.
Me: Hey Jay, there's some meat hook checking you out over there.
Jay: Cool, well I wasn't really doing anything exciting tonight anyway.
Jay: Cool, well I wasn't really doing anything exciting tonight anyway.
by Cory Cooper February 25, 2016
Psychotic miniature dogs such as Yorkshire Terriers, Chihuahuas, Maltese, Shih tzu, Pomeranian and Pekinese that act as though their territory extends beyond their front porch and out to the entire block. Sometimes seen in your front yard shitting or barking at you for picking up the paper.
The male owner secretly hopes the dog gets hit by a car while the female owner treats it like a faultless child regardless of whether it bites visitors or their own kids.
Little piranha like creatures that come screaming out of their house off leash to confront you and your dog with the owners scurrying frantically behind them asking you not to report their dog for biting you or blame your German Shepherd or Pit Bull for ripping them in half resulting in them reporting it and your dog getting put down.
Even as a dog lover, you are forced to kick them in order to stop them from nipping at your ankles while riding your bike or skateboard. Also known as 'shit dogs' because the only thing they are good at is shitting and being little pieces of shit.
The male owner secretly hopes the dog gets hit by a car while the female owner treats it like a faultless child regardless of whether it bites visitors or their own kids.
Little piranha like creatures that come screaming out of their house off leash to confront you and your dog with the owners scurrying frantically behind them asking you not to report their dog for biting you or blame your German Shepherd or Pit Bull for ripping them in half resulting in them reporting it and your dog getting put down.
Even as a dog lover, you are forced to kick them in order to stop them from nipping at your ankles while riding your bike or skateboard. Also known as 'shit dogs' because the only thing they are good at is shitting and being little pieces of shit.
Hello 911...I need an ambulance urgently. A pack of nipper dogs tore apart my Achilles Tendon while I was riding my bike.
by Cory Cooper February 26, 2016
A reliable, reasonably priced 4-cyl Japanese car often purchased by commuters to get from point A to point B... and effeminate douchebag twenty somethings who buy the car for $4,000 and dump $20,000 of their KFC and Taco Bell money into turbos, spoilers, subwoofers, low profile rims that stick out, HID light bulbs and other crap off eBay and Walmart to street race against obvious cars on the street that apparently dissed them a few lights back. Effeminate Civic moderate are often named Cory, Hunter, and Cooper.
Brody: OMG guys did you see that fully sick lowered Honda Civic drifting around the school yesterday? I swear I nearly creamed my pants when the BLV went off.
Kyle: The purple one? I know, right? That's Cory's ride. I mean could that thing be any lower to the ground? And that rear spoiler just finishes it all off. I heard he beat off a Camaro at the lights near Dairy Queen because the guy rolled his eyes at him.
D-Grip: yeah those guys in their V8s think they're the shit. They just don't know what a Civic can do til it hits 'em. Boom!
Yeah, they just don't know! (Everybody fist bumps and adjusts their Ed Hardy trucker caps)
Kyle: The purple one? I know, right? That's Cory's ride. I mean could that thing be any lower to the ground? And that rear spoiler just finishes it all off. I heard he beat off a Camaro at the lights near Dairy Queen because the guy rolled his eyes at him.
D-Grip: yeah those guys in their V8s think they're the shit. They just don't know what a Civic can do til it hits 'em. Boom!
Yeah, they just don't know! (Everybody fist bumps and adjusts their Ed Hardy trucker caps)
by Cory Cooper February 25, 2016