So, hide the potato (HTP) is a popular game in Florida (especially South Florida) where you get as big a potato possible and shove it up your butt. Some brave souls even try two!
Today, on my agenda, was a trip to Publix, in order to find the best, the biggest, and juiciest potato in order to shove up my rear for absolute pure ecstasy. Ahhhh! Oooh! Soooo fulfilling! Yep, I’m going straight to Hell. It happens. I’ve just got to hide the potato.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
Get the hide the potatomug. This is where a female that is on her period hides in a closet. Then once found by the male he fills her saucy pocket with his beef.
by Raviolis November 25, 2021
Get the Hiding raviolimug. he is from REGO HIDES.
by purpleshock November 23, 2022
Get the rego hidesmug. Retard "Where's the thing I'm hiding?"
Hym "If I don't get the credit and the money I'm killing a child and if you aren't actively trying to get me those 2 things you care just as little about the child's life as I do."
Retard "Yeah but where's the thing I'm hiding?"
Hym "No. If I don't get the credit and the money I'm killing a child and if you aren't actively trying to get me those 2 things you care just as little about the child's life as I do."
Retard "You gotta tell me where the thing I'm hiding is or else I don't believe you."
Hym "Hey. Heyhey. If I don't get the credit and the money I'm killing a child and if you aren't actively trying to get me those 2 things you care just as little about the child's life as I do."
Retard "..... But where's the thing I'm hiding?"
Hym "If I don't get the credit and the money I'm killing a child and if you aren't actively trying to get me those 2 things you care just as little about the child's life as I do. I'm just going to kill a child."
Hym "If I don't get the credit and the money I'm killing a child and if you aren't actively trying to get me those 2 things you care just as little about the child's life as I do."
Retard "Yeah but where's the thing I'm hiding?"
Hym "No. If I don't get the credit and the money I'm killing a child and if you aren't actively trying to get me those 2 things you care just as little about the child's life as I do."
Retard "You gotta tell me where the thing I'm hiding is or else I don't believe you."
Hym "Hey. Heyhey. If I don't get the credit and the money I'm killing a child and if you aren't actively trying to get me those 2 things you care just as little about the child's life as I do."
Retard "..... But where's the thing I'm hiding?"
Hym "If I don't get the credit and the money I'm killing a child and if you aren't actively trying to get me those 2 things you care just as little about the child's life as I do. I'm just going to kill a child."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2025
Get the Where's the thing I'm hidingmug. by AndroidsOn August 4, 2025
Get the Don’t Hide Under My Deskmug. A business consulting insider term that indicates purposefully hiding the truth by omitting an essential detail. Often used to buy time for negotiations or deeper research.
It's funny because the word ball is in it.
It's funny because the word ball is in it.
"You didn't bother telling Ewan you're already seeing someone?"
"Nah, I'm going to hide the ball bearings. What if Ewan's got a bigger dick? Gotta do the research before I close the deal."
"Nah, I'm going to hide the ball bearings. What if Ewan's got a bigger dick? Gotta do the research before I close the deal."
by T-E-E June 1, 2020
Get the Hide the Ball Bearingsmug. Just like a traditional game of hide and seek, except the “seeker” is a freaker and when they find you, sexually explicit activities will occur.
by SpongeBob freakpants May 20, 2024
Get the hide and freakmug.